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    That’s just the thing, isn’t it? Wei Ying feels nothing. He doesn’t feel anything, and this emptiness should scare him. He knows he should be scared. He wants to be scared. He isn’t. Fear itself is never scary; fear is just a response. It means that your body wants you alive. It’s the absence of terror that scares him.

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    06 Nov 2023

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    emotional version of eating spicy food when you have a cold

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    When Wei Ying was turned away from the adoption agency on the basis that he didn’t have a partner, well, that was just unacceptable.

    Which is exactly why he resorted to desperate means.

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    In which Wei Ying reaches out to a childhood friend and arranges a fake marriage to adopt an adorable orphan

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    13 May 2023

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    This was, perhaps, Lan Zhan’s least favorite part of the game. He cleared his throat. “Never have I ever had a pet.”

    There was a general uproar at that, horror and sympathy that Lan Zhan had had such a deprived childhood, while around the circle everyone took a sip of their drink. But Wei Ying, who would normally be celebrating Lan Zhan’s pathetic talent for making the whole group drink, was watching Jiang Cheng with a small, concerned frown. Far too late, Lan Zhan realized his mistake. Of course pets were a sore subject between them. Of course he should have said something, anything else.

    Jiang Cheng scowled, shooting a stormy look at Lan Zhan and then zeroing in on Wei Ying, eyes narrowing. When the chatter about pets died down, he spoke up, his voice hard and sharp. “Never have I ever been in love with anyone in this room.”

    [A game of Never Have I Ever goes slightly off the rails, and a night of drunken shenanigans ensues.]

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    13 May 2023

  4. Public Bookmark 67

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    Wei Wuxian isn’t sure what he’s expecting when he opens his eyes, but it’s definitely not what he sees. He’s gripping Chenqing so tight he’s surprised the dizi doesn’t snap in two.

    On the ground, lying seemingly asleep in the middle of the room, is a boy dressed in white clothes in a style Wei Wuxian has never seen before. The clothes are so odd that he can’t even begin to describe them.

    Wei Wuxian circles the boy and frowns, daring to poke at him with his flute over and over until finally the boy begins to stir. The boy finally looks up and Wei Wuxian freezes. The boy’s eyes widen and his lips part slightly and the expression is so painfully familiar―that face is so familiar―that Wei Wuxian is rendered speechless for the first time in a long time.

     

    OR: Lan Zhan is writing his senior thesis on the fabled Yiling Patriarch, and gets the honor of meeting him in person.

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    13 May 2023

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    Wei Ying and Lan Zhan get together in college. Two vastly different stories detailing (almost) the same occurrences.

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    13 May 2023

  6. Public Bookmark 67

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    [ Welcome to the Soul-Sharing Experience. Thank you for your participation. ]

    Waking up in an isolated space and forced to live through memories is bad enough. Watching what seems to be the future is well and good. But then people who should be dead appear. Younger versions of others turn up and everyone is unsure who's to blame.

    Jiang Cheng is on an emotional rollercoaster. Jin Ling just wants to be a kid with his parents. Lan Sizhui regains his memories but can't find his parents anywhere. Madam Yu and Jiang Fengmian are barred from their children and Jiang Yanli just enjoys having her family around her.

    And where the hell is Wei Wuxian?

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    03 May 2023

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    "Eh! 'Little brother,' what!" Wei WuXian says, mock-outraged. "I'm thirty-five!" (Sort of. He was born thirty-five years ago, anyway.) "You must be, what, twenty-five tops?"

    "Nooo," Xie Lian says, smiling. "I'm eight hundred years old."

    "You don't look a day over four hundred," Wei WuXian says. "Seriously, how old are you?"

    "Seriously, I'm eight hundred years old," Xie Lian tells him.

    --

    Lan WangJi had a lot of time to pray to different gods while Wei WuXian was dead. One of them was Hua Cheng.

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    14 Apr 2023

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    Itsm

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    Wei Ying, virgin and noted heterosexual, gets hit with a curse of an unusual nature on his 30th birthday: Through physical contact, he can read the minds of others around him.

    Enter Lan Zhan, hot former rival and current coworker, whose true thoughts about Wei Ying are nothing like he expects.

    (A loose Cherry Magic AU.)

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    13 Apr 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I briefly considered ghosting my bsf when i was mid-chapter and didnt want to lose my place

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    Lan Zhan finds himself returning the smile. “Go home,” he urges gently, because it’s cold, and Wei Ying does not look like he’s dressed warmly enough to be out in the streets like this.

    Wei Ying’s smile dims. “A-Ying sleeps here when it’s cold,” he tells Lan Zhan. “When it’s summer, A-Ying likes to stay by the pond!”

    Lan Zhan frowns, looking at the alley around them. His stomach churns at the thought of leaving Wei Ying there. “Has Wei Ying eaten?”

    (Or, the one where Wei Wuxian grows up in the Lan Sect.)

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    12 Apr 2023

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    Before Wen Chao can throw him into Yiling Burial Mounds, Lan Wangji finds Wei Wuxian.

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    10 Apr 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Reading this fic was like talking to an old friend… i cant describe why, though.
    Also really had me towards the end… if author-san took lanbun’s core i would become good at videogames out of rage

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    “Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian says, “I’m your husband. I know you’re not in love with me like that, and I know our marriage was a political one, but I’m still one hundred-percent yours from this moment forward.”

    He wonders, briefly, if this is how all arranged betrothals are supposed to go. Are they supposed to be acting a certain way towards each other? They definitely did not get along too well when they first met, all those years ago, but perhaps reality has caught up to them where they are right now. Perhaps this is how it was always meant to be.

    Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get married. Then, they fall in love.

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    09 Apr 2023

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    No, author, thank you so much for writing!!

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    “Listen. Lan Zhan," Wei Ying says. "I know this whole thing, with — with the soul-switch, it’s upsetting. And believe me, I know my body is the last one on earth you’d want to be inside of.”

    Lan Wangji chokes, then passes it off as a cough.

    On a night hunt, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji get cursed and stuck in each other's bodies. As you would expect, shenanigans ensue.

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    09 Apr 2023

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    “Let go,” Lan Wangji says.

    “Huh?” Wei Wuxian tightens his hold on Lan Wangji. “Why?”

    “If you don’t let go,” Lan Wangji tells him, reaching up to cover one of Wei Wuxian’s hands with his own, squeezing lightly, “then I can’t get up.”

    “And what will you do once you get up?” Wei Wuxian asks. “Will er-gege punish me for being shameless?”

    (Or, oh my god, they were roommates.)

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    08 Apr 2023

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    (A sequel to "love; it will not betray you.") Lan Wangji hadn't been prepared for the punishment Wen Chao had had in mind--and he certainly hadn't been prepared for how it would play out, from Wei Wuxian's suggested solution, to the claiming bite and resulting bond that revealed deeper emotions than Lan Wangji could ever have anticipated from Wei Wuxian. Surviving the indoctrination camp is only the first step down a long road towards the life he's desperate to have with his new mate.

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    08 Apr 2023

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    Wei Wuxian wishes that he’d told Lan Wangji about the child. Maybe Zhenli would still be alive, then. The Gusulan Sect wouldn’t have let a child of one of their twin jades be killed, even if his mother was the Yiling Patriarch himself.

    /OR/ The self-indulgent one where I create a Wangxian lovechild and go nuts.

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    06 Apr 2023

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    Lan Wangji gets hit with a touch-starving curse. Wei Wuxian helps.

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    04 Apr 2023

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    “Hanguang-jun,” Wei Wuxian repeats. His heart clenches. He wants—but he’d really meant to have this nightmare stuff down before they met again, so he wouldn’t find himself relying on Lan Wangji’s nearness. He’s not supposed to go back yet. But he’s so tired, and his will crumbles. “Yeah,” he says. “All right. Take me back to Gusu with you.”

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    04 Apr 2023

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    I love this so much

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    or, one hundred and thirty-three principles of the Gusu Lan, pertaining to the state of marriage

     

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    He bows to Wei Wuxian, sword in hand, sleeves falling properly. Wei Wuxian bows in return, and the sect leaders begin the opening courtesies, and for all of ten minutes Lan Wangji is under the impression that he is betrothed to a boy who is perfectly normal and acceptable apart from an unfortunate tendency to fidget with his clothes.

    That impression does not last.

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    03 Apr 2023

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    The middle gave me a small existential crisis but anything for a happy ending

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    While exorcising a haunting, Lan Wangji gets cursed with a brand of honesty, and is forced to speak his every thought out loud.

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    03 Apr 2023

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    It’s a really unfortunate thing, developing a crush on your husband. Wei Ying had assumed this would be easy. Lan Zhan had been so icy and unpleasant to him, it had never occurred to him that he might end up spending the next however many years with this dumb, burning feeling in his chest whenever he looks at him.

    “Okay,” says Wei Ying. “But tell me if I…if the pretending gets to be too hard, okay?”

    “It will not,” says Lan Zhan, quietly certain.

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    01 Apr 2023

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