5 Works by Octro

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    Summary

    Sequel to Harry Potter and the Dark Enigmas.

     

    Harry’s relationship with Severus Snape is almost perfect with all the sarcasm, quips, adventurous sex, and surface level arguments he could want. What’s not perfect is Harry’s work life. The Aurors have discovered a secret: Dark Wizards around the world gather for one night a year to showcase inventions, share valuable secrets, and swap sacred ingredients—a mysterious hidden black market called The Serpent Road. With Auror numbers down, it would be suicide to infiltrate it… but they intend to try.

    Before he enters the lion’s den, Harry has another milestone to attend: Dudley’s wedding. If Harry has to see Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon again, revenge is a dish best served Snape.

     

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    Contains custom chapter title artwork and crafted with love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    255,971
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    629
    Kudos:
    195
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    10,817
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    Delve into an unofficial 8th book as Harry and Hermione return for their seventh year. Harry struggles with the aftermath of the Battle of Hogwarts, death of loved ones, and maintaining relationships. Failing classes and avoiding friends, he questions his decision to be an Auror and his future place in the Wizarding world. A sullen Draco rallies and returns to Hogwarts, putting on a brave face for the redemption of his family. Ron is fumbling at the ministry while Hermione practically teaches Transfiguration in light of a suitable teacher. But Harry’s most challenging task is not playing frenemies with Malfoy like it’s to win the House Cup, it’s grasping for confusing closure when a door is just opening.

    This ‘8th year’ Hogwarts book takes place directly after Deathly Hallows and hits all the normal points of school: feasts, school life, Hagrid, Hogsmeade, Weasley chaos, Christmas, Rita Skeeter scandals, exams, the House Cup, and culminates in resolving an end of year mystery. Mostly cannon compliant minus the obvious. Relationship simmers, twists, and erupts. Book becomes quite explicit. Snape remains Snapishly Snape.

    Custom chapter title artwork and crafted with love.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    227,545
    Chapters:
    43/43
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    838
    Kudos:
    964
    Bookmarks:
    315
    Hits:
    59,990
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    Harry askes out Snape via note in class.

    Awestruck and obsessed, he proceeds to spend two years bothering him and trying to get his attention.

    Warning: Stupid and hilarious. Exceptionally funny. Comic inside.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,138
    Chapters:
    2/7
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2,287
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    [Post-War] A mystery Dark Wizard is writing a sex column so popular that it gets picked up by the Prophet. Amongst the deliciously dangerous and titillating taboo, the column describes, in great detail, actual Dark Magic and how to use it to have incredible, unforgettable sex. As the column gets printed week after week, the mystery writer reveals he’s (rightfully) getting investigated by an Auror.

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    Vibe: Witty and deliciously dark. Severus Snape writing a sex column like a rogue Rita Skeeter. Nod to most things kinky.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35,712
    Chapters:
    22/22
    Comments:
    311
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    7,349
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    Summary

    Snape is part-veela. It is interfering with his dating life.

    Post-war, Severus Snape finds himself in a life without purpose. In a desperate bid for the family he always wanted, he subjugates himself to a matchmaking service in hopes to find an acceptable partner. However, it is mandatory to disclose veela status in order to use the premiere matchmaker of the old family houses.

    Wrinkled, sallow, oily, big-nosed, and bony, Severus shows up for a string of horrific dates where potential partners expect him to be both gorgeous and enchanting. “I thought veelas were supposed to be beautiful!” Cue the jokes.

    How much humiliation can Severus stand?

     

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    Illustrated chapter titles and crafted with love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,182
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Comments:
    544
    Kudos:
    1,232
    Bookmarks:
    348
    Hits:
    33,811

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