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  1. Public Bookmark 97

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    The world is a whirl of blood and screams and misery, and then it is quiet. Telemachus stares at the blood-drenched man before him in awe. “Father?”

    “Daughter,” the man breathes, and Telemachus’s heart drops like a stone in his gut even as he smiles back. Right. Yes. Of course. 

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    22 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    When Odysseus Laertiades, mayor of Ithaca, survives a plane crash in Tinos, his wife Penelope and son Telemachus breathe a sigh of relief. That relief lasts exactly until the rescue bill arrives.

    Five. Million. Euros.

    The setting is in a modern Greece where Christianity never arrived, the Twelve Olympians are still present, and the economy is so wrecked that the richest man in the country measures his wealth in how many refrigerators he owns, this number might as well be the national debt.

    Just as Telemachus starts calculating how many olive groves he'd need to sell (all of them) and Penelope considers leaving her husband in Tinos to become a permanent tourist, Hermes and Athena come to the rescue.

    Together, this divine disaster duo will teach Telemachus the true meaning of entrepreneurship, viral content, and why you should never let a trickster god handle the taxes.

    Will they raise the money? Will Odysseus ever leave Tinos? Will Athena finally get Hermes to shut up for five seconds?

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    18 Jul 2026

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Athena goes to Zeus in private to request Odysseus's freedom. Instead of striking Athena, Zeus offers her a deal. He will release Odysseus from Ogygia if Athena agrees to spend a year as a mortal in Odysseus's palace. With little say in the matter, she accepts.

    On Ithaca, Athena awakes in the body of a 12 year old servant, specifically an orphan servant with a reputation for poor performance. Which is good because Athena has no idea what she's doing and doesn't have much time to learn. Suitors have infected the palace, Telemachus is waiting for divine help that will never come, and Odysseus will be home in two weeks. She has a lot of work ahead of her, and it won't end when Odysseus retakes his throne.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    In which a father’s laughter and pride are caught in cobwebs, dogeared pages, and the occasional glance into a mirror; California girls weren’t made for Khura’inese winters; and no plenitude of fishes in the sea of Los Angeles can measure up to the one who got away to Khura’in.

    Or; in which Ahlbi asks Apollo if it would be okay to put out a few travel brochures in the office.

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    28 Jun 2026