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    Ask anyone: Edward Teach is the greatest pro surfer in the world. Or, he was. Now he’s retired, and burnt out, and okay maybe possibly dealing with a bit of untreated clinical depression. He hasn’t stepped foot in the water in almost two years—can’t even bring himself to go for a dip in the private pool at his fancy apartment complex, although not for lack of trying. Enter: Stede Bonnet. Also known as Pool DILF. Also also known as the love of Ed’s life. And love makes us do crazy things. Like maybe pretending you don’t know how to swim so your crush will offer to teach you.

    What could go wrong?

    A Reverse Big Bang collab with Sailor's Ruin!

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    12 Jul 2025

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    When Stede is nine years old, he loses his new red, silk handkerchief.

    A soulmate AU where Stede and Edward unwittingly share everything they own. It doesn't change anything, and it changes everything

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    11 Jun 2025

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    Ed and Stede talk shit through - and stab walls - beautiful writing - ch.23

  3. Public Bookmark 94

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    Ed crossed his arms over his chest and shrugged, casual. “It’s just bodies, Stede. They’re weird. They do stuff sometimes.”

    Stede peered up at him cautiously. “Yeah?”

    “What, you think you’re the first person who’s ever gotten a boner during a physical?” Ed scoffed. “Hate to break it to you, but you’re not special.”

    Granted, no one Ed had treated had ever had an orgasm while Ed’s finger was still inside them but that was neither here nor there.

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    Stede comes in for his annual prostate exam. Things do not go as planned.

    Based on that tweet that's like "if y'all having a bad day just letting y'all know my co-worker got his prostate exam and when the doc touched his prostate he nutted immediately and fell down knocking over some equipment"

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    17 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    Bubbles shielded Ed’s modesty, a dense carpet of them covering the surface of the water so that all Stede could see was his face, the silver mass of his hair piled messily, fetchingly atop his head, and—just above the cloud line, peeking in and out of view—the slope of his bare shoulders, the suggestion of a clavicle. A smear of bubblebath clung to his jaw. A stray lock of hair, damp with steam, stuck to the side of his neck.

    The sheer eroticism of the image nearly sent Stede to his knees; more devastating, perhaps, than if Ed had stood before him completely bare.

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    Ed's wearing the sack, and the bell. He's doing his best to make himself useful, to win back the crew's trust. He's just maybe not doing such a great job taking care of himself in the process, but luckily Stede has a solution: time for a bubble bath.

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    26 Apr 2025

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    Двоякодышащие - древняя группа рыб, обладающих как жаберным, так и легочным дыханием. Также это название прекрасно подходит для двоих людей, которые в обычной жизни дышат, как все, но также обладают особым способом дыхания, роднящим их...

    Посвящается моим обожаемым подругам, которые очень поддержали меня в написании этого фика. Люблю вас, мои хорошие!

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    23 Apr 2025