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Sirius Black flees his wedding, still in his tuxedo, minutes before walking down the aisle. He doesn't think. He just drives. Until he sees a hitchhiker limping down the road with frayed bell bottom blue jeans, a graffitied wooden cane, and a sarcastic goddam mouth. He's heading west to seek his fortune in California and needs a ride. Sirius has a car and lots to run from. When you ain't got nothin, you got nothin to lose.
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06 Jul 2026
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The boys indulge in some light summer reading.
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- Part 1 of Morning, Noon and Night
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03 Jul 2026
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Sirius Black is perfectly capable of hiding his feelings for James Potter. He’s had years of practice.
But when he’s struck by lightning during Quidditch practice, the weather starts responding to his emotions. Bad moods bring thunderstorms. Happiness brings sunlight. Soon, Hogwarts is drowning in magical weather disasters, and James is determined to uncover what Sirius has been hiding, even if it changes their friendship forever.
A Seventh Year Prongsfoot story, featuring mysterious weather phenomena, unresolved trauma, and mutual pining so catastrophic it might qualify as a natural disaster.
Inspired by the Daily Prongsfoot prompts: "cold", "breeze", "wet"
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30 Jun 2026
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September 1982
The war is over. Voldemort was defeated on October 31, 1981. Regulus Black discovered Voldemort’s horcruxes and informed the Order of the Phoenix, which destroyed them. When Voldemort arrived on Halloween to kill baby Harry, the Order was standing by, ready to kill him first.
Almost a year later, the Marauders and their friends are rebuilding their lives.
Everything is going well for Sirius Black.
Everything but love.OR
Sirius Black is great at sex but shit at relationships. Remus Lupin is an amazing boyfriend, but not so great at sex. Could these best friends learn from each other? Platonically, of course.Series
- Part 1 of Language Lessons
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08 Jun 2026
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The Secret Incantation by pauraque for DragonofMordor
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Feb 2013
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This is what she wants. This is what he needs.
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29 May 2026