Not_A_Monkey
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The thing is, Stiles didn’t share anything of himself, ever.
There had only ever been one exception, and well since they were now deader than dead, he maintained his non-sharing rule. A part from his father and mother, no one knew his name. Stiles had invested a lot of money and time into making sure it never got out.
In which Stiles is magic and BAMF and has reasons for never sharing his name.
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Telepaths Anonymous by Not_A_Monkey
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, X-Men - All Media Types
02 Jun 2013
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The story of the time that Charles met Edward in New York and somehow gained something from it.
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Edward Cullen is hunting in New York, and young Charles Xavier tries to save a murderers life, and learns about his mutation along the way.
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The screeching of the violin could almost be considered a new form of dub step, one that incorporated all the awful, awkward tones of ska and jazz and made them into the sound of a dying cat.
Or in which Sherlock's violin loves John.
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The Babe with the Power by monroeslittle
Fandoms: Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins
20 Feb 2022
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She learned this story when she was young. Her father had told her of the labyrinth, of the goblins that came for the children in the dark of the night, and of the castle where there lived a king. She loved this story when she was young.
“You’re a goblin,” she says.
She’s made a terrible, terrible mistake.
He smiles. “I," he says, "am the Goblin King.”
AU. Katniss and Peeta in the premise of Labyrinth.
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11 Apr 2026
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At the Ministry after graduation, Hermione Granger works to untangle her Department's Mysteries. Her research, dealing in the heretofore unknowable forces of magic, memory, and death, has unexpected consequences-some joyful, some troubling, and a few life-changing. HG/SB
[Originally posted over at Fanfiction, a few years ago]- Language:
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29 Jun 2024
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Peter is a precious chickpea by Bergen
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Feb 2022
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22 Jun 2024
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Only suckers wear scarves by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
07 May 2022
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A story about coffee, carjackers, and co-dad management.
Spider-Man is unpredictable and chaotic, never says no to free food and seems to spend most his time directing traffic. This rookie is in desperate need of a chaperone. And Tony doesn’t want to do it, but he’ll bear the burden as gracefully as he always does.
Local teen Peter Parker never wears warm enough clothes, and can’t always sleep at home for reasons he refuses to go into. So if the Avengers really expect Sam to join their hippie-commune-cult, someone is going to have to look after this kid for him.- Language:
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16 Jun 2024
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underneath your weather by deweydecibelsystem for theMightyPen
Fandoms: Knives Out (2019)
22 Dec 2020
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Marta might count Harlan a friend, but she's happy to keep the other Thrombeys at a politely professional distance.
And then Ransom happens. And then Ransom keeps happening.
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- Part 2 of Christmas 2020
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24 Apr 2024