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Give them a bit of experience, Mizuki had said.
Let them get a taste of what they might want to do with their career, he’d insisted.
Iruka stared down at the file - Haruno Sakura, assigned to Torture and Interrogation.
...What the fuck.
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03 Aug 2026
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Wolf and cub (Or how small children became the new must have missing nin accessory) by Dissenter
Fandoms: Naruto
04 Sep 2022
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A slightly unhinged Kakashi finds two year old Naruto being beaten up, and decides the best course of action is to kidnap him and go on the run. Hilarity ensues. Other ninjas follow Kakashi's example. Zabuza has no idea how he ended up giving all these Konoha ninja parenting classes.
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03 Aug 2026
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Haruno Sakura knows Death before she knows anything else. Knowing doesn’t prepare her for Team 7.
Unlike what everyone seems to believe, it does not start with seeing dead people. That, actually doesn’t come until much, much later.- Language:
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03 Aug 2026
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For most students, the lesson on Kenjutsu was seen as boring and a waste of time. Most brushed it off and simply forgot about it. However, three students find themselves unable to stop thinking about it.
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Team 7, but they have swords.
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01 Aug 2026
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Waiting for one's arrival by Racke
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Fate/stay night - All Media Types
03 Nov 2014
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Albus Dumbledore has no Boy-Who-Lived. What he does have is a headache, and two very odd children searching for a cure to a wasting illness in Hogwarts' library.
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30 Jul 2026