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Local Billionaire Drunkenly Showers Children with Tears and Affection by SolaceInSpace
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Feb 2024
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Bruce was an emotional drunk with zero shame and the clingiest to put cling wrap to shame.
Bruce sobbed and flashed sad eyes at Alfred. “Alfie, my babies didn’t say they love me back. They don’t love me.”
Dick quickly ducked under Bruce’s arm and hugged him with all his might. “Aw, Bruce, I love you too. You should get drunk more often.”
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But still your secrets (I will keep) by JUBE514
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
07 Feb 2023
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“What the hell is that, Batman.” Kal’s still not moving but he does look back now. “Because if I didn’t know any better I would say that was me.”
“We have intel from a deserter at LexCorp that Luthor had gotten ahold of some of your DNA.” Bruce doesn’t know how to explain this without it … without it being terrible. “Through a fight, through his own strange methods, through kryptonite, who knows. He tried to clone it, but failed-”
Kal’s jaw tightens “Bizzaro.”
“This is a combination of your genes and a human donor, with some of J’onn’s DNA to hold it together.”
Bruce can trace the Martian's contribution with the barest hint of the way the clone’s eye is shaped. Just an impression, a barest hint that would never be connected if Bruce hadn’t seen the files for himself.
Kal bites in a terrible sound that emits from somewhere in his chest, a pitched keen that makes the hair on Bruce’s neck stand straight up. “Where is he?”
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Sure, Kryptonians look human enough, but underneath all that flawless tanned human skin rests a creature that came from the stars.
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Late Night Snacking by Excruciate for bruciewaynes
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), The Batman (Movie 2022), DCU
23 Aug 2025
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Bruce invites Clark over to move some old furniture out. But duty calls, leaving Clark alone with some gorgeous vintage pieces.
Though once alone, Clark gets a real bad food craving. It's nothing a quick food delivery app could help.
Maybe something else will help. Like... wood?
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It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To by RobsYourRobins
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
28 Feb 2026
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It is Bruce's birthday and he has a house of chaos. It seems the kids have forgotten what the day is. Bruce finds out that not everybody has forgotten and decides to make the most of it.
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Pizza Night by PunsPunsPuns
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
22 Aug 2021
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"Supes, I'd bet $100 on the fact that Bruce would jump your bones given the chance," Jason said.
Clark laughed. "There's no way."
"When it comes to gender, Bruce doesn't discriminate," Tim pointed out. "If Superman gave Bruce Wayne the time of day, he'd definitely try to tap that."