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    You want to rest. One way or another, you are tired, in a bone-deep, hollowed out fashion that a night’s rest cannot fix. You are spent, wrung out, and pressured for more. You aren’t allowed to stop, aren’t allowed to relax, you need to keep working for your food and your place here and your chance at home.

    You cannot die, you know that, on a logical level. Can’t let all the work you’ve put into just being here go to waste. But sometimes, you forget. Forget that you’re supposed to stay alive, for everyone else’s sake. And you don’t move out of the way quick enough.

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    **MAJOR PLOT SPOILERS FOR HOGWARTS LEGACY***

    Hogwarts was falling. Fig was dead. Lodgok was dead. Sebastian in Azkaban.

    You had lost.

    But what if you could do it again? What if you could start off differently—right from the beginning? What if you trusted your friends more? What if you found a family to love and protect you? What if you decided that just this once....everyone lives?

    What would you say to yourself...to save yourself?

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    A very detailed re-write of entire main story line with severe canon divergence. This is gonna be a long, long one folks, so grab a snack ;)

    For lovers of all the happy endings.

    (Now cross-posted on Wattpad)

    **BOOK TWO IN PROGRESS & AVAILABLE NOW**

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    16 Sep 2025

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    Harry Potter is a stranger in the middle of the sixth-year Slytherins, and Orion Black watches him out of curiosity- and soon, a realization that Potter presents an opportunity to escape from the shadow of Tom Riddle.

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    18 May 2023

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    When Hari Potter is seven years old, the kid from Number 3 Privet Drive is caught with a secret pet snake that sends his mother into a fury. She is incensed by the abomination that he’s hidden in her home for so long, and she promptly releases the beast outside. Hari is outside pruning Aunt Petunia’s rose bushes when this occurs, sweating and half-delirious underneath the sweltering summer sun. He, understandably, thinks that he's hallucinating when a snake comes up to him and starts talking.

    This young ball python has felt the call of a speaker’s magic ever since she was brought to Little Whinging. The second that she is freed, she seeks out the young speaker with magic that warms her to her bones, and she refuses to be separated from him no matter what.

    She is the first serpent to claim Hari Potter as her own, but she is not the last. And a Hari Potter that is raised by snakes is a very different Hari Potter indeed.

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    15 May 2023

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    Instead of dying during the Battle of Hogwarts, Voldemort de-ages into an infant. Until he becomes old enough to be legally executed, he will be magically bound to Harry.

    A perfectly foolproof plan, or so the Ministry believes.


    “Someday,” Tom vows, “you’ll love me in every way.”

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    08 Mar 2023