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The most important decision of Veritas Ratio and Aventurine of Stratagem's lives, summed up in four beautiful words we all long to read and hear...
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Like all hot girl summers, it starts with a breakup and a plan to get back at your ex by getting a nice dick in your mouth ASAP.
Topaz, crying in the middle of the office, is inconsolable when Jade inevitably breaks up with her in the most embarrassing way possible. To get back at her, Topaz goes back to her slutty roots, and begins a ménage à trois with her friendly, seemingly-gay coworker Aventurine and his boyfriend, Ratio. It shocks her how easy it all is... it isn't hard to see what Aventurine sees in his tall, dark, and handsome boyfriend, especially when he's cumming all over and inside her each chance they get.
In fact, Topaz is in danger of being addicted... so much so, that she starts fantasizing about meeting up with Ratio alone just to get a taste of his heavy cock on her tongue once more... but will Aventurine let them? Or is he also getting curious about what their new relationship dynamic could look like?
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Ratio is using every ounce of his linguistics PhD to translate an Old Avginian poem for his husband into the Universal Script. The ending eludes him. Perhaps Kakavasha himself can help?
Based on the Lithuanian folktale, ‘Eglė the Queen of Serpents’. For the Myths and Legends Server Challenge 2026.
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Kaiba Loses a Bet by RhanatheShipper (NonbinaryThemperor)
Fandoms: Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga)
12 May 2026
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Ever-challenging the Pharaoh, Seto Kaiba loses yet again to him in a duel.
This time, the stakes are a bet: if Kaiba cannot be friendly towards Joey Wheeler for an entire week, he can never challenge the Pharaoh ever again. During this time, he cannot also re-challenge the Pharaoh in hopes of overturning this bet, forcing him to stick to his word.
Though horribly frustrating to the young and brash CEO at first, things take an interesting turn…
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*originally written back in 2017, this was found deep in my archives and uploaded online to AO3 for the first time EVER after I long thought this was my own personal lost media.
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Gasping, Aventurine shakily licked at his lips as he slowly opened his eyes to a disheveled doctor giving him the most dazed, astonished, and lustful look he’d ever seen on him. It was a fantastic look; all the better that Aventurine was the one to receive it.
‘I’m guessing you both liked our new twist on our ‘Loving’ recipe?’ Caelus asked, nudging Aventurine.
‘Ha… haha… is that what it was, friend?’ Aventurine managed, just now gathering his wits about him.
He’d never admit to the twins that their new recipe made him feel like he’d burnt off 5 years of his life with the kiss of his longtime crush.
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Or, Aventurine and Ratio meet at the Penacony drinks lounge for an anniversary reunion. Things don't quite go to plan, so the Trailblazing Twins whip them up a pair of special drinks that get them both to prove to each other that the simplest explanation for their behavior is the correct one.
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Mama Ratio & her Two Gay Sons by NonbinaryThemperor
Fandom 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Mar 2026
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Follow along my little Ratio x Aventurine journey on how they get together, fall in love, help thwart intergalactic political corruption on an alien planet, confess said love, and more cute and fun couple-y things all gay couples do! That's what the gay agenda is all about, baby~
'Kakavasha and the Doctor of Chaos' is a healthy dose of equal amounts of smut and fluff, cat cakes, and, of course, the infamous Mama Ratio herself!
'A Wildfire in the Middle of Winter' doubles the fun with the introduction of the Sampo x Gepard ship. Things go deep into political intrigue as we head to Jarilo-VI on the cusp of an imminent election - all orchestrated behind the scenes by Oswaldo Schneider himself. Will our dynamic duos mansplain, manwhore, or manslaughter their way out of this mess? Read to find out!
'Side Story: Mama Ratio Gets a Boyfriend' is a commission from a dedication Mama Ratio fan! This focuses on Mama Ratio herself - and the mischievous Jing Yuan who found through the Matrix of Prescience that they were predetermined to MARRY! Will destiny sweep them off their feet on the disco floor, or will past memories engulf them both and bar them from happiness forever? Subscribe and stay tuned to find out~
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Fuck the Silvermane Guards by NonbinaryThemperor
Fandom 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Jan 2025
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A spinoff series from 'Mama Ratio and her Two Gay Sons' focusing on the ship of Gepard x Sampo, starting with 'A Wildfire in the Middle of Winter'. Stay tuned~
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"The Astral Express is invited to experience a new state-of-the-art combat simulation game courtesy of the Interastral Peace Corporation, featuring the likenesses of several significant figures within the cosmos and personal friends of the Trailblaze!"
As far as meetings that could have been emails go, providing an in-person product demo to the Trailblazer is pretty fun actually. Surely, nothing will happen that would embarrass Aventurine in front of his new friend, right?
... Right?
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As Ratio accidentally summons a demon, he tries to resist the urge to give into Aventurine’s offers for sex, yet slowly finding his feeling for Aventurine developing, and complicating the simple bond between them as he craves more
Bookmarked by NonbinaryThemperor
12 Apr 2026
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A shockingly sweet incubus!Aven topping Ratio story. Lovely!
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the tried-and-true method by ashaleya-birb (ashush)
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
03 Apr 2026
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So, he rolls the dice.
“You caused this, you know,” Aventurine raises the stakes to the ceiling, baits the player with a card he would not have shown if it weren’t for how desperate he was. He’s a lucky man; Ratio is steeled in his spot, unable to look away. “Won’t you take responsibility of me, doctor?”
Ratio swallows. "I did this to you?”
“Nobody else,” He sighs, beckoning him with a single motion. Ratio is right where he wants him—hook, line, and sinker. “Aren’t you special, inducing an omega’s heat without lifting a finger.”
Aventurine had never felt much like an omega, disconnected from the mere notion when there were other pressing matters at hand. It stuns him, of course, when the dormant animal finally begins to speak—in the middle of kissing one handsome doctor.
(Perhaps it's because he lacks the knowledge of what other factors can affect an omega’s heat, that he throws himself straight into one.)
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you're happy when i'm on my knees by ashaleya-birb (ashush)
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
04 Feb 2026
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Instantly, Veritas is doused in lilacs, surrounding him in a heady fragrance reminiscent of his mama’s flower shop.
Unlike back home, however, the interior is littered in what he can only describe as: excessive. There are loveseats and round tables covered in vintage frilled fabric, among other heart-shaped furniture. Even the booths have cordate tabletops. Up front is a counter decked in product displays, carefully rearranged by what is actually the most glaring thing in the room.
Not so much a thing but a person—weaves of golden hair fraying below the neck, flouncy dark skirt inching until mid-thigh, white stockings squeezing apparent supple flesh. Upon the ding of the entrance’s bell, the figure’s head whips around, surprising him with irises that bloomed in purple and blue.
Shoulders broad, chest flat, chin sharp, all among other aspects Veritas knows plenty about, whether due to his chosen career path or his sexuality.
That is a man in a maid dress.
or: Veritas, nearly a year in med school, does not know what to do with the preposterous conditions of his heart after meeting a certain maid. Kakavasha likes it that way.
Bookmarked by NonbinaryThemperor
08 Feb 2026
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Can’t wait to read the next chapter!!!
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How to Verify Important Gossip by Orasmyn
Fandoms: 崩坏:星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
14 Dec 2025
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Phainon had never imagined Mydei having - well, a vagina and all the other internal stuff that usually goes with it. Maybe he’s a bad person. Maybe he should have.
Not that it’s a problem! Mydei can have any combination of genitals he wants. Or got given when he was busy forming in the womb. He could be totally smooth down there like a Kimon doll, and that totally would be fine.
Phainon hears of a rumor considering Mydei, and because he can't possibly be normal about Mydei, he has to find out if it's true or not.
Bookmarked by NonbinaryThemperor
14 Dec 2025
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The most hilarious and best piece of PhaiDei ever written ok thank you

