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    "What the hell, dude?" A voice says, rough and tired. "You couldn't have fallen a foot to the left? You crushed my records!"

    "WHAT THE FUCK." 

    "You didn't land on my Zeppelin, did you? Can you check?" 

    "WHAT IS HAPPENING?"

    "Stop yelling, dude, I'm hungover!" 

    "You're dead!" Steve blinks, rubs at his eyes, blinks again. That's it, he's officially lost it. He's seeing things. Maybe Vecna's back, or something, making him hallucinate, because why else would he be seeing a very much alive Eddie Munson right now? A very much alive Eddie Munson who's staring at him from where he's hunched under his desk, his hair everywhere and his eyes strangely liquid, yelling at him for breaking his records, of all things. 

    "Evidently not." Eddie says, gesturing a lazy hand over himself and trying a sharp-toothed smile but mostly just looking exhausted and scared.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    “I told them I’d make them a mix, okay?” Eddie looks like he doesn't understand why Steve would find that strange, blinking at him with bright, intense eyes, his fingers still drumming on his legs in an erratic, rapid-fire pattern. 

    Steve just tilts his head, reaching out to cover Eddie's fingers with his own and get them to still. “...You told the Mind Flayer you'd make them a mix?"

    Eddie's fingers curl around his, tight enough that Steve can't tell if it's from nerves or exasperation. “Just make it!”

    Steve feels the corners of his mouth creep up in spite of their current circumstances, sappy and helpless. 

    Eddie's eyebrows draw together, confused. “Why are you looking at me like that?”

    “...I just missed how insane you are, is all.” 

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    26 Jun 2026

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    HOLY SHIT, GARFIELD

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    The day shift would often go out for food or drinks on Friday nights. Each week, they invited Robby, and each week, he politely declined, saying he would see them at work next week.

    “You think I want to spend more time with you guys?” he joked. Santos rolled her eyes.

    “You gotta let loose sometime, old man, or else you’ll explode.”

    What they didn’t know was that Robby was letting loose. Just in the privacy of his bedroom.

    Robby took a long, warm shower, made himself a quick dinner, and then settled into bed with his fully charged laptop. He checked the time—9:45 pm. 15 minutes until br0kenb0w went live.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Get that pathetic man dicked down NOW

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    Soap and Ghost are having a rather lovely honeymoon, until a crack in their mirror appears, and a Simon from another universe peers back.

    Ghost thinks his doppelgänger wants to replace him.

    He isn't expecting to be seduced instead.

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    Simon from another universe has fun with a newlywed Soap and Ghost.

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    14 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    YAAAAYYYY

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    Offices are boring. Or that’s what John MacTavish had always thought, at least. Twenty-six years on the earth, and he’d managed to avoid the concept of a desk job until one fateful evening with his closest friend, his friend's boss and too many vodka cokes. Kyle Garrick had landed him the dream job he never thought he wanted.

    The dream wasn’t really the work, though. More the hunk of a man in the office across from his, with a mysterious demeanour and masked face.

    Bolts, Nuts & Papercuts is a story laced with daft British humour, too many trips to the pub, and a chance to follow along with two steamy office romances. Johnny and Simon, an unlikely duo who find they have a lot in common after Johnny goes through a rough breakup, and Price and Kyle, who navigate not only their boss and PA relationship, but the relationship with Price’s family from his former marriage.

    But perhaps most importantly, this is a story about life. All the ups and downs, the parts that make us laugh, and cry, and all the emotions in-between.

    Written by a disgruntled British office worker, I hope this silly, campy, maybe slightly over-the-top story brings you more joy than I get from the coffee machine at 08:00.

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    14 Sep 2025

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    PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASSEEEEE
    MORE OF THIS!!! SOOOO MUCH MORE!!!
    I THOUGHT I LOST THIS FIC BRO