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    Louise gets bodily reverse-summoned into Sword Art Online, just as Kayaba's Forced Teleportation gathers all 10,000 players for his announcement. The Death Game is on.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    The thing Gandalf neglected to mention when he assured Thorin Oakenshield and Company that Bilbo Baggins of Bag End would be the perfect thief for their mission was this:

    A Hobbit wouldn't be able to tell a diamond from a pearl, or from an Arkenstone - no matter how hard they try.

    This leads to some confusion, on Bilbos part. And some frustration, again on Bilbos part.

     

    (What sort of a description was 'heart of the mountain', anyway? A useless one, that's what.)

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    02 Jun 2026

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    The Republic sends a combat photographer to be attached to the 212th until further notice, citing the need for a morale boost. The clones make up a fake clone, citing the absolute fact that it is very funny.
    Somehow, these two things save the galaxy.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Peter fades away into dust and comes back in a world where clown-villains exist and bat-themed vigilantes run loose in the city.

    He just wants to go home, man.

    A collection of mostly-independent stories set in the DC universe, with the addition of one Peter Parker (and occasionally some company).

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    01 Jun 2026

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    When Peter was fourteen, Black Cat goaded Spider-Man into a rooftop cat-and-mouse chase.

    Two years, one and a half deaths, and an alternate universe later—nothing has changed. Other than his newly found bat-themed peanut gallery bearing witness to his public humiliation at the hands of one Felicia Hardy.

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    01 Jun 2026