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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    “Y-yeah! Please, don't kill everybody... you can have me and do whatever you want to me. Drown me, eat me, make me your mermaid servant, I don't care! Just.. don't hurt anyone, Y-you did say humans were your favorite, right?”
     
    Strangely, she chuckled. “Mermaid servant, huh?” She brought a tentacle to her long face and thought. “You would truly be willing to sacrifice yourself for your people? For the world?”
     
    Your gaze bored into hers and you nodded with resolute.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 60

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    "Yeah, you're right. The whole idea is crazy. I mean—us? Lovers?"

    "Glad you agree."

    "It's ridiculous."

    "No one would have ever believed it."

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Sherlock believes profanity is the refuge of a lesser mind. John tries to prove that profanity and precision both have their place. John talking dirty can get *anyone* going, even a "married to his work" detective . . .

    (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

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    01 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 59

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    John wakes up to discover Sherlock lurking behind his bedroom door. He decides a morning wank - a loud one, mumbling Sherlock's name - might teach his flatmate not to spy on other people in their sleep. As it turns out, though, jerking off about Sherlock is actually a much more appealing idea than he originally thought. Oops.

    (Part of my "John and Sherlock's Kinky First Times" series of shorts, all revolving around the same basic theme of "John and Sherlock get sexy for the first time and also discover some kinky stuff about each other.")

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    01 Jun 2026

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    John is ill which forces Sherlock to care for him. Things happen.

    "You're never ill," Sherlock whispered. "And I'm a dreadful doctor."

    John smiled at Sherlock and patted his hand. "I'll get some sleep and be better."

    "Should I do anything? Cold compress? Warm water? Towels?”

    "Sherlock, I have flu, I'm not giving birth," John groaned, realising that asking Sherlock for help may have been a mistake.

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    01 Jun 2026