Muesli_Basic_Bitch



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  1. Summary

    collective dumping ground of my mha works, that vary a lot in lenght and themes and topics.

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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    The first sign something was wrong was when the housing market crashed because you complained about rent.

    The second was when increasingly similar incidents began occurring across the country, each somehow more catastrophic than the last.

    The third was when the Japanese government formed a special task force dedicated entirely to figuring out who kept violating the laws of reality, and said task force discovered it was you.

    ⋆˚ ꩜ ⊹ ࣪ 。

    After dying in the world's most embarrassing accident, you are dumped into a strange universe with absolutely no knowledge of heroes, villains, or the fact that you have been handed administrative access to existence itself. Every time you are mildly inconvenienced, reality rewrites itself accordingly. Every time someone tries to recruit you to save-slash-destroy the world, something inevitably blows up.

    The universe, which is being held together by duct tape and sheer willpower, would like to file a complaint.

    Unfortunately, you are currently unavailable.

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    16 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    Imagine dying before you can start that anime sitting in your watchlist for months.

    Now imagine waking up inside it.

    After an unfortunate encounter with a truck, you're reborn in a world you only recognize through cultural osmosis and memes.

    Your only goal?

    Stay alive, stay uninvolved, and become the most irrelevant side character in existence.

    The universe, unfortunately, has other plans.

     

    Disclaimer: This is an aged-up AU. All characters are 18+ and are portrayed as legal adults regardless of their canon ages.

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    9/?
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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    It’s only supposed to be temporary: a spare room, borrowed clothes, recovery leave, and some time to get back on your feet. But living with two old UA friends is different now that they’re not just friends — they’re partners, living in a home built around each other.

    And the longer you stay, the harder it becomes to remember why you were so determined to leave.

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    12/?
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    09 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    The hallways look like that one scene from that old horror movie. The walls bleeding into lab-coated puddles.
    You were hungry. The color reminded you of strawberries.
    Strawberries always looked so much better than they tasted.
    A disappointment.

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    Five years in a sterile, climate-controlled cell will do things to a person's priorities. It makes the past look dead, the future look abstract, and a plate of greasy diner food look like the only real thing left in the universe.
    When the League of Villains pulls you out of the lab, Dabi expects a terrifying new weapon, a vengeful monster, or at least someone willing to tell him their name. Instead, he gets a deadpan ghost who actively refuses to exist on his terms, completely derails his psychological mind games, and is currently engineering the perfect bite of a grilled cheese sandwich.

    He thinks he's handling a fragile asset.
    She just thinks he talks too much and radiates an obnoxious amount of heat.

    A story about absolute zero, carbohydrate dependency, and short-circuiting the criminal underworld by simply walking away when you're full.

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    02 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    The thing Bakugou hates most about being a hero isn’t getting thrown through walls or pissing someone off and getting put on the night patrol– it's getting a subpoena.

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    Bakuguou is notorious in the Shizuoka Criminal Prosecution’s Office for being an awful witness in court. You are a criminal prosecutor who has unfortunately become known in the office for being willing to take on files where Bakugou was the responding hero. Up until now, you have never had to meet him in person, only listen to him yell at you over the phone for daring to issue him a subpoena. With the upcoming trial of a high profile case involving multiple villains that you have been assigned to prosecute, your luck seems to be coming to an end.

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    18 May 2026