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    Ever since the events of The Scary Box, Alastor has been acting strangely, stranger even than Lucifer expects from that weirdo. He was always a little staticky but now getting too close to him results in a shock. Then more than a shock, Alastor's power is building uncontrollably and there's only one being in Hell that could possibly hope to contain it.

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    15 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    "Alright, fuckers," Blitzø announced, holding up the journal. "We read it, and me and Millie got something to say." 

    "We think," Millie began, shooting Blitzø a quick look, "that you two should fuck. If you want to." 

    The silence was so palpable that Stolas could have choked on it. He looked between Millie and Blitzø's grinning faces, then to Moxxie, whose expression thankfully mirrored Stolas' own surprise. 

    Moxxie blinked. "Excuse me?" 

    OR: Loona is probably taking the most well-timed sick day of her entire life because everyone else in the office is doing the horizontal tango together.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    ( aka "Moocifer: The Fanfic" )

    Alastor never wanted a farm. So, after obtaining one in a poker match, he plans on simply flipping the property and selling it for a bit of profit.

    Until he realizes the farm came with a cute, small, pink-spotted holstaur. Plans now drastically different, Alastor needs to make a bit of money to keep the farm afloat... and his new cow is willing to provide~

    (EACH CHAPTER COMES WITH ART!)

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    11 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    “It’s fine.” Lucifer laughs, but it’s a little put on. Vox notices.

    He’s been doing that a lot lately, noticing.

    After sharing a weirdly tender moment in the king's room, the pair have become aware of each other. Not like before, they were certainly aware that the other was in the vicinity, how could they not be? The cannon incident was a rather nasty smudge on their confusing relationship.

    Every time Lucifer sought him out for company, Vox returned the gesture by creating a morning routine in which the pair could greet each other without an audience; neither can put a finger on the strange tension, neither want to. Either way, it's getting harder to ignore.

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    A little fluff/smut 'oneshot' from my staticappleAU :3 it takes place after the short-fic '21 Questions'.

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    10 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    Alastor had never considered himself a man of the "flesh." Sure, he partook when the occasion called for it - usually when his body needed it - but he'd never had any interest in deeper desires.

    And now that he was in a relationship with Lucifer, he was more than happy to realize his partner's pleasures. Though he didn't always climax, they were still enjoyable enough for him and his little star was sated.

    But ever since that state dinner, and he'd carried a half asleep angel back to their rooms, someone tell him why he can't get the image of Lucifer's smudged makeup out of his head?

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    09 Jul 2026