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Summary
When Gale grows tired of everyone doubting his brilliance, he devises the perfect plan.
What better proof of his infinite wisdom than to make dear friends out of Tav and Astarion, who hate one another? After all, your constant bickering is annoying the camp to no end. He finds a dungeon designed for two souls, one that promises to bring any duo close in no time.
It is just a pity that his mistranslation forces you both into a dungeon trapped in time and very much meant to get the two of you into bed.
─ ❤︎ ─
You and your rogue companion stare at the glowing plaque that materializes before the sealed door.
“In order to pass through this door, you’ll need to kiss deeply until the progress bar fills up,” you read aloud, horrified.
Astarion’s expression twists into elegant disgust.
“This blasted fool has sent us into a literal sex dungeon.”
Bookmarked by Moss_Lemonade
20 Jun 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
This is so so good i need to know when it updates