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I Will Give You Blood, It Flows to You in Endless Rivers by aBlurryHaze
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Nov 2025
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Technoblade is a fighter. Surviving in this world only by cutting down those around him with little regard for who they are.
His handlers tell him that it is almost as if he was born to fight.
The voices tell him that he was.
They tell him a lot of things, but that’s the one that has always made the most sense to him. Fighting has been a constant in his life, ever since he entered this world. It’s only natural that it’s his entire purpose. Techno thinks that makes sense.
Techno is used to this by now. The blood, the fighting, the yelling, the cheering. It took a while, but he thinks he’s comfortable with his position here in the Overworld. Fighting in The Pit is much more exciting than what he was doing before. And sure it hurts sometimes, but he’s good at this. It’s normal, it’s routine, it’s fine.
But that fragile routine (and, you know, the entire rest of his life), is shattered the day the Angel of Death appears in the stands to watch him fight.
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27 Jul 2025
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Years ago, Phil had been one of the most feared soldiers on the battlefield. He had held a bloodied sword in one hand and a shield in the other, dangerous and deadly and without mercy.
Today, he watches Techno chase a couple bunnies through the grass.
(or, emeralduo lives happy domestic life running a bunny rescue. Two bunny-hybrid crimeboys make their life a little more interesting.)
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04 Jun 2025
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After being deemed unfit to serve in the war due to the glitch known as ‘divergence’ Techno is sent back to his primary, Phil. As the days turn into months, Phil and his family try to convince Techno to accept his glitch and accept that he has gained human emotions.
He refuses to be seen as broken and so fights against anything Phil tries to do to “help him”. This leads Phil to making him try group therapy with other divergent androids. As Techno joins the glitchy group of metal he starts to uncover memories unknown to him about his time on the battlefield, feel things he refuses to put a name to and slowly come to the realization that a hunk of metal like him can love.
All because Phil, Tommy and Kristin refuse to believe he’s unworthy of a family.
Or: War android Techno gains consciousness and struggles through the motions of everything that comes with it.
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- Part 9 of 🥐2024🍞
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Technoblade's Tactical Guide to Preventing the Fictitious Apocalypse by sherashalala for cinnamoonyy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Nov 2022
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Technoblade gets reincarnated into a book where it doesn’t end well. The antagonist of the story, Thomas, is fated to destroy the world– Technoblade becomes the canon fodder brother who wasn’t supposed to exist in the time of the story.
He’s not fond of the idea of dying.
Nah, he’s going to be tweaking some things.~+~
Prompt: Reincarnation/isekaiSeries
- Part 8 of Shera Shroomer's Fic Fight 2022
- Part 2 of Sera's Reincarnation Fics
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30 May 2024
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BRO IF MH MAMA HADNT BEEN NEXT TO ME I WOULD HAVE CRIED TO HAED WHY ONGGG TOMMY BEI G THWRRE AND AND AHHHHHHAHWHAHHHHH
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A Mild Inconvenience by Phantom_652
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
06 Jan 2024
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Tommy, the epitome of bad luck in the city of L’manberg, is done.
You’d think that getting an eyelash in your eye or having a hangnail every now and then wouldn’t be that big of a deal, but when it happens consistently for sixteen years? Yeah. Kind of annoying.
And now superheroes and supervillains keep, quite literally, crashing into his life and he’s getting tired.
But, who would’ve guessed that his bad luck might end up being the best thing to ever happen to him?
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Or, Tommy just wants to go to work, go home to his dingy apartment, and watch random documentaries and TV shows. But, life has a different plan for him… in the form of raining heroes and villains.
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06 May 2024