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Stupid Smut by acrossthemultifandom, Alexis_Vale, Aliceemersonwrites2, Contra_Veritas, deja_ecrit, emmakwrites, Ivy_Wild, lexiegrimwood, Lovequill, Mmargoshka, Queen_of_Emeralds, Roawannae, scrappy1199, TheSlytherInked, Unfoggingthefuture, worldofkiki
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Apr 2026
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This is a game Lovequill came up with. Each writer is to write with a few sentences regarding smut - we tag the next writer until both Hermione and Draco have completed their mission.
I am warning you. The entire goal is to make it as cringy as possible... and funny as well. This is what happens when your favorite Dramione authors have a little extra time, the zoomies, and a group chat? Silly silly smut.
Summary: Hermione and Draco are married and things get a little WILD.
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The war was finally over. And the good guys won. Voldemort and his Death Eaters had been defeated. ...or have they? Because there are rumors, and whispers in the wind, of double agents, shifting alliances and corruption among the members of the Order.
At the glittering Masquerade Ball hosted by the Ministry of Magic something doesn’t feel right to Hermione Granger. The Golden Girl notices covert glances, secret touches, and self-satisfied smirks on the faces of several masked attendees. She’s especially curious about one tall wizard in an elaborate black fox mask, a shock of white-blond hair and burning silver eyes whose gaze sends a shiver down her spine.
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Hermione was moving to a new flat. And, being a good supportive friend, Harry was there to help with the move. Strangely, none of their other friends were available.
Also, it was a hot day. Very hot.
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Background 411:
(As we all know) Hermione Granger and Harry Potter have been friends since their first year at Hogwarts. Oh, and Ron Weasley, he was also there. The Golden Trio, they called them. The Prophet had always speculated about hidden romantic feelings among the three. And yes, Hermione did date Ron for a hot sec after the defeat of Voldemort. Everyone had been in such high spirits and it just seemed to make sense to couple up. Harry dated Ginny. Hermione dated Ron. Neither of those relationships lasted a year.
Now they were all single again. Well, actually, not all. Ron started dating Lavender Brown soon after his breakup with Hermione. And Ginny had her on-again off-again very-hot situationship with Blaise Zabini.
But Hermione and Harry were single. Painfully… single.
And also, they were the BEST of friends. JUST friends. Of course, that’s all they were.
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🩸Just one more. Diffindo Minima. One more cut. A small incision. They were so easy to make, and repair, with magic.
🩸Just one more. Diffindo Minima. One more chance to feel something. A sharp hot sensation. Blood oozing out slowly from the thin cut. So satisfying.
🩸Just one more. Diffindo Minima. The drips painting the bathroom floor with crimson droplets.
Thin tiny cuts along her thigh. No scars. She’d gotten proficient at sealing the small wounds. No one knew.
Certainly not the handsome Auror with fierce green eyes, messy dark hair and an old scar above his eyebrow.
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Pansy Parkinson had sworn off dating, tired of all the wizards who failed to impress her. Suddenly, at age 38 she found her friends coupled up. Granger + Malfoy, Potter + Nott, and where did she fit in? 🤷🏻♀️
Was Pansy shy? Never.
Was she timid? No.
Was she uncertain of her sex appeal? Ridiculous.
And yet... with the one wizard she craved she was stuck in the friend zone. 😡Blaise Zabini was a mystery, and whenever Pansy was near the tall, fit, African-Italian wizard she felt...unhinged. Feral. Consumed by lustful thoughts of submitting her petite curvy body to his tall, dark and handsome will. 🥵
Blaise needs help to get out of a betrothal. Pansy is happy to assist. 😁
Will their fake dating scheme succeed in freeing him to pursue the one he's wanted since Hogwarts? Will their friends pitch in for the plot? Will they travel to his homeland in Africa? And will Pansy’s heart survive the ordeal?
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Hermione is working on a very strange project. A house that is full of curses, traps, and strange happenings. It is owned by the ministry and her boss, Bill Weasley, as head of the Department of Mysteries makes the decision to hire an outside contractor. An expert in structural magic. Much to Hermione's surprise and dismay, this expert is Draco Malfoy. Most surprising of all perhaps is that he shows up on a motorcycle, covered in tattoos, and listening to rock music. She thought she knew who he was, but he continues to surprise her as they work together. Reacquainting themselves with their friends after some distance, only to find that their friend groups have merged right under their noses. It doesn't take long for the tension to build between them. And just where will that lead them? Oh...and he is irritatingly competent. At everything.
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- Part 1 of Reacquainted
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12 Aug 2025
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It’s 2008 and Draco Malfoy is a secret assassin. It's legitimate - he gets paid for it, and some higher ups in the Ministry (probably?) know he’s out there… killing people. He’s quite good, but that tracks with his dubious accounting of rights and wrongs and his penchant for self-preservation. During his downtime he does a great job of acting like a pureblood in penance... mostly by drinking and shagging his way into oblivion.
This double life helps to numb Draco to the constant feelings of shame and guilt from his formative years in which he was an utter cunt- but everything is upended when his team (assassins can have coworkers, alright?) dies in action and he does not. Suspended and forced to go to therapy, Draco is adrift.
When Hermione Granger re-enters the fray, their hateful relationship that was once fraught with swotty bickering (erm, and the occasional slur) is suddenly tense in a very different way.
How will these two come together? How often will Theo say something terribly charming? Do we hate Ron or is Ron just, meh? Oh, and what’s going on with that one murderous witch who’s out to kill them all (forgot to mention that part…)?
Find out all this and more in: A HARD ROW TO HOE!
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02 Aug 2025