Midnighthowler



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    Dante settled into the worn, faded cushions of the seat, a soft chuckle escaping his lips as he glanced at his brother. “Do you remember what we used to do as kids?” he teased, his eyes twinkling with nostalgia.
    Vergil's face contorted into one of absolute revulsion, his lip curling in disdain. He pierced Dante with a sharp, contemptuous gaze that seemed to dismiss the very notion. “Absolutely not, Dante,” he retorted, his voice dripping with irritation. “I will not engage in such a ridiculous charade,” he spat.

    Vergil may be a master at many forms of battle, but fatherhood? That's one conflict he still needs to figure out. Dante proposes an unconventional solution when Nero's birthday approaches: a good old-fashioned twin switch. For once, it's not the worst idea his younger brother has had—much to his reluctant acceptance at the wager of competing with his brother. There's just one catch: Vergil must stumble through maintaining his brother's chaotic persona...

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Batman was video calling the Justice League. Their meeting went smoothly…..until Batman went to log off but accidentally muted himself and stayed on call.

    The Justice League leaned a lot that day.

    Batman has many kids

    Batman has a cow

    Batman is a rich Gotham man

    Oh and Batman has a secret crush on Superman….wait! Maybe that last part was too much

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Bruce Wayne is the World’s Greatest Detective. He is the Dark Knight, a master of 127 martial arts, and a man with a contingency plan for the literal end of the world. He is immovable. He is terrifying. He is Batman.

    Unless Damian calls him Baba.

    It started as a tactical maneuver. Damian realized very early on that while "Father" got him respect, "Baba" got him whatever he wanted.

    Now, whether it's avoiding a school suspension, acquiring an endangered desert lizard, or convincing the Justice League to take a mandatory beach vacation, Damian knows exactly which button to press.

    Witness the slow, hilarious, and heartwarming collapse of Bruce Wayne’s authority as his siblings watch in horror and the Justice League realizes that the scariest man on Earth is actually a total pushover for his youngest son.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    "What the fuck, old man?!"
    Now, although Dante is not entirely happy with the "old man" title, the first part of the sentence reflects his feelings on the matter perfectly. Lying among the garbage bags, he squints his eyes to get a good look at the attacker. But the sun is shining right into his eyes, and all he can see at the moment is a bright hair color, short stature, slim build and an elongated form in his hand. And a voice that, when the little shit starts yelling again, sounds quite high-pitched and young. And very, very angry.
    "First you fuck off somewhere after damping a load of dramatic bullshit on me and now you are here? With a guitar case, of all things?! What are you, a pretty rock band singer now? Do you even have a slightest idea what I've been feeling all this time?! I... I thought you dead-"
    Then he suddenly stops and looks at Dante intently. Something changes in his eyes, and then his gaze switches to the remains of the red coat, which Dante continues to hold in his hand.
    "Oh," he says.

     

    Or: AU, where Dante is a little more adept at catching his brother, Vergil (just a little bit) - at being a father and Mundus needs a little more time to come up with his Evil Scheme.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    "Nelo Angelo looked down at the small creature by his feet. It was clinging to his leg, half-hidden under his cape. The humans that had been causing its distress lay in bloody pieces across the floor."
    Or where Nelo Angelo feels a connection to a young Nero and things might end up for the better.

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    22 Jun 2026