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What married people do by Shamelesscooper for acernor, Bendisa
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2020
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“I propose that we kill two birds with one stone,” Liu Mingyan said, and if her tone goes a bit theatrical, Jiang Cheng had the decency not to point it out.
“I don’t follow,” Jiang Cheng deadpanned, crossing his arms. “I thought the plan was to milk this whole thing for what it’s worth and gracefully part ways when it inevitably fell apart.”
“Yes, well. There’s a perfectly viable solution to the whole ‘falling apart’ part - you,” she said, pointing to Jiang Cheng, “Marry my brother.”
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Jiang Cheng gets married in the spring of his 39th year. It turns out better than he expected.
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26 Jun 2026
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Daphne Vance is a self-made tech millionaire in the booming 1990s. She can rewrite software algorithms in her sleep, code massive logistics pipelines, and command a boardroom in a crimson power suit. What she can't do is navigate human socialization. She's stiff, reads everything as a data spreadsheet, and has spent her life working too hard to make friends.
Enter Joey Tribbiani. He's a broke, struggling actor who thinks a transponder is a magic word, a computer is for video games, and a sandwich is a cure-all. But he's also full of effortless warmth, loud laughter, and a pure heart that shatters Daphne's carefully coded armor.
When Daphne starts casually throwing her wealth into "fixing his structural bottlenecks"-buying him luxury clothes, top-tier electronic organizers, and high-end pizza-neither of them thinks it's a big deal. To Daphne, she's just upgrading his packaging. To Joey, she's just a magical pizza fairy godmother.
But when Chandler, Monica, and the rest of the Central Perk gang look at the charts, they see a very different kind of pipeline. A transactional one.
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25 Jun 2026
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Chandler Bing’s Guide to Romance (The Best Friend Edition) by Anonymous
Fandoms: Friends
03 Aug 2013
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The one where Chandler is awkward and hopeless and desperately in love with Joey. But it’s not like he’ll actually admit it...even when they start dating.
Set after 1x10 and runs through the middle of season 2. Canon events and dialogue are weaved in throughout.
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24 Jun 2026
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He’s fine, though, he tells himself. He’s dealing with it. He’s dating girls, and using the excuse that he’s bad at it when Joey asks him why he never brings anyone home anymore. He’s fine.
That is, until Joey kisses him at New Year’s, and everything changes.
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Or: Chandler is in love with Joey and it's not the sort of thing you say out loud. Until, one day, it is
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24 Jun 2026
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You're No Good For Me But Baby, I Want You, I Want You by bl_luna_lb
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jun 2026
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"What is the limit of Love? Where do the familiarity ends and obsession begins? Should Love be done with madness, then why shall madness not turn into obsession?"Or; Wei Wuxian wakes up in past and decides Jiang Cheng belongs to him
[‼️🔞 PLEASE READ THE TAGS AND NOTES BEFORE READING. THERE ARE TRIGGERING ELEMENTS. PLEASE FOLLOW 'DON'T LIKE DON'T READ' RULE🔞‼️]
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18 Jun 2026