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taking him apart by saintcheryl (anika)
Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)
07 May 2026
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Grace practices bravery and takes the lead.
(alternatively: Simon gets fingerblasted.)
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13 Jul 2026
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what’s gonna be left of the world (if you’re not in it) by PrincessAmericaChavez
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Mar 2026
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“What? Hollander too scared to face me?” Ilya chirps, because if he goes another minute without at least mentioning the man that has been consuming his every thought for two weeks he might go insane. He needs someone else to acknowledge his existence, his absence, to fucking tell him what’s going on so he can finally get it off his mind. It’s just a stupid mystery. That’s why it bugs him.
And then Hayden Pike looks up. Dark bruised circles under his eyes, face pale like a sheet, eyes red rimmed and puffy like he has been crying all day. The face of a man mourning.
Ilya feels like the ice might crack under him. Something’s wrong with Shane.
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Set pre-Tuna melt: something has happened to Shane Hollander, but of course no one is telling his life long rival what happened.
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- 6/6
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12 Jul 2026
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it’s the terror of knowing what this world is about by PrincessAmericaChavez
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 May 2026
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He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-
His phone buzzes again.
Jane: don’t come out
Jane: hide
Jane: guns
Jane: idk what’s happening
Jane: call the cops
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Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).
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- English
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- 29,722
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- 10/10
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- 2,383
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11 Jul 2026
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OWCA FILES AU
Doofenshmirtz and Perry are on a mission to save the world but get trapped. Before they can escape, Perry gets injected with truth serum. It's a good thing his hands are tied, because Perry suddenly has a very strong urge to make some confessions.
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- Part 1 of OWCA Files AU
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- English
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- 54,372
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- 6/6
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19 Jun 2026
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Perry grabbed Doofenshmirtz, put a finger to his lips to shush him, and quickly added in ASL. "O.W.C.A. doesn't know yet."
Heinz's eyebrows rose comically as the man realized what his nemesis was telling him. "O.W.C.A. doesn't need to know."
Perry nodded in agreement. "I'm going to sneak you out."
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A mistake made by Phineas and Ferb results in Doofenshmirtz ending up at The Flynn-Fletcher residence. All Perry has to do is keep Heinz hidden from his family and O.W.C.A. till he can sneak him back home. How hard could it be?
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14 Jun 2026
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In a fit of insecure jealousy, Soap’s longterm boyfriend proposes a threesome to help fix their crumbling relationship.
Soap doesn’t think it’s a good idea, but Ghost seems strangely eager to offer his assistance.
If only so he can break them further apart.
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Soap’s boyfriend hedges his bets, but Ghost’s playing for keeps.
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- English
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- 16,146
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- 2/2
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10 Jun 2026
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you'll be mine (and I'll be yours) by theprinceandagcd
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
10 Jan 2026
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Ilya hums, playing the card he's been considering for this entire conversation. “We could make more interesting, yes? A bet.”
“A bet,” Shane repeats, eyes flashing. “Like what?”
The reporter cuts in. “What about wearing the other player’s jersey?”
They both turn to her, and Shane says, “Like, the loser wears the winner’s jersey?”
“Maybe at the next game in a couple of months?”
“Is a good idea,” Ilya muses, nudging Shane’s elbow. “You will look better in my jersey than in Montreal jersey.”
Shane makes a low noise, his eyes holding a bit of a spark when he looks back to Ilya. It’s what Ilya was hoping for—the tiniest crack in the mask. He can see a hint of exasperated affection around the corners of Shane’s eyes, a little bit of fire burning just beneath the surface. It sends a thrill down Ilya’s spine, and he wonders if Shane will be snarky when Ilya gets him naked tonight.
“That’s not happening,” Shane replies, shaking his head. “Because you’re not winning.”
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Ilya should have known better.- Language:
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22 May 2026
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The same number of stars everywhere by GlitterCity
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Dec 2025
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“Ilya?” Shane said in that same dreamy, loopy voice as that morning. Ilya exhaled in a rush.
“Shane,” he said, and wanted to sag against the glass with relief. “What happened? Is something wrong?”
“Not! Any moooooooore.”
Ilya swallowed. Shane hadn’t gotten any quieter in the past seven hours.
“Why are you calling me? You need to be resting,” he said, and it sounded softer than he’d meant it to.
“I forgot to tell you something. Important.”
“You should not be telling me anything, you should be—”
“My cottage has really good water pressure,” Shane announced.
Ilya stared out the window while a small plane taxied past.
“What?”
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Shane's cottage has a lot of amenities, and he needs to tell Ilya about all of them.
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06 May 2026
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It takes about two hours to get to the cottage.
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(or; ilya, watching shane drive)
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05 May 2026
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Napping with Sid would be inconvenient, embarrassing, and more than a little gay, and maybe Zhenya was a little gay, but he didn’t need to advertise it.
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- English
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- 11,420
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- 1/1
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- 1
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- 163
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30 Apr 2026
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Tuna Melts and Longitudinal Studies by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it.
Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice
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- Part 2 of Opal's Social Media AUs
- Language:
- English
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- 20,175
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 17
- Comments:
- 4,140
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29 Apr 2026
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keeping a low profile (the sunglasses have rhinestones) by OpalApparition for ItsHype
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
04 Feb 2026
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There are many ways to support your favorite player. Attending their games, for instance. Buying their jersey. Or, if you're trying to keep a secret relationship under wraps, you could drive four hours in the opposite direction, wrap yourself in a dollar store blanket with eyeholes cut in it, and attempt to blend in with the locals.
It's foolproof. Nothing could possibly go wrong.
The internet would never figure it out.
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- Part 1 of Opal's Social Media AUs
- Language:
- English
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- 3,153
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 13
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- 1,903
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28 Apr 2026
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“Can I come to Russia with you?”
Zhenya’s brain fritzes out for a second. “Sorry?” he asks, thinking he’s misheard.
Years of pining can do that to a person -- make you believe that the object of your affections wants something more than they really do. Sid’s gone bright pink and is staring at the floor, so maybe it’s not pining-induced insanity. Sanja will be pleased.
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27 Apr 2026
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Newly traded to the Ottawa Centaurs, Ilya Rozanov is so close to having everything he’d never thought he was allowed to want. He can see the man he loves more than four times a year, he’s surrounded by a team who supports him through his injury, and Shane’s parents have unhesitatingly accepted him as part of the family.
Except his lingering concussion symptoms have kept him sidelined from hockey, his boyfriend is still two hours away, their schedules are a disaster, and Shane’s team is, well…it’s full of assholes. There must be a way to make this all work out.
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A sequel to a whump fanfiction with more whump…that is also, secretly, a fix-it.
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- Part 2 of Return-to-Play
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,450
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 9
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- 7,119
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- 22,143
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26 Apr 2026
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The first Zhenya heard about it was an email from Sidney in the middle of August.
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22 Apr 2026
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Concussion Protocol by cjr2
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
02 Jan 2026
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Instead of Shane, it is Ilya who suffers a concussion during the Boston-Montreal game in April 2017. Dazed and agitated, Ilya briefly starts speaking and responding only in Russian and the medics can’t calm him down. Luckily, Shane started studying Russian after Ilya spoke to him in Russian on the phone from Moscow. For no particular reason. Certainly not because he’s fallen in love with Ilya Rozanov.
In Montreal with lingering concussion symptoms, Ilya is advised not to fly home for a few days, and the hospital won’t release him without assurances that he has someone to stay with him until his symptoms improve. Luckily, Shane conveniently has a condo in Montreal no one knows about and a few days before he has to travel again.
But Ilya’s symptoms don’t resolve after a few days. Which is okay; Shane can handle it. He can take care of Ilya, study Russian, lead his team into the playoffs, and keep Ilya’s continued presence in Montreal a secret. He can do everything, no problem. He is Shane Hollander after all.
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A whump fanfiction that is secretly a fix-it.
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- Part 1 of Return-to-Play
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 49,003
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 20
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- 5,694
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- 29,846
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- 659,109
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14 Apr 2026
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“Come on,” Comeau says. “Are we all just supposed to pretend it's normal that you’re still playing house with Ilya Rozanov?”
“Gil—” J.J. says, but Shane doesn’t want him to finish that sentence, to pull Comeau gently off the ledge he’s steering himself toward. Shane wants to push him, kicking and screaming, to make them say it to his fucking face. That after all this time, they still hate him for the heinous crime of falling in love.
“We’ve been married for two years,” Shane says. “I’m not sure that qualifies as playing house. I mean, it’s longer than you were with your first wife, isn’t it?”
Or: Shane reunites with his former teammates at J.J.'s bachelor party. He's finally ready to say (and maybe punch) his piece.
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- 5,539
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- 1/1
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10 Apr 2026
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While in search of a roommate, Ilya comes across an interesting Facebook Marketplace listing from Shane Hollander.
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- Part 1 of message sent to seller
- Language:
- English
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- 6,676
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- 1/1
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10 Apr 2026
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He’s already in the room, shutting the door behind himself as quietly as he can before he realises that not only is there someone other than Shane in the room, but there are three someones other than Shane.
And, as if he hasn’t already fucked up spectacularly, the someones happen to be the Hollanders and Hayden fucking Pike.
// or; Ilya visits Shane in the hospital and meets his parents. He's traumatized and grieving, everything hurts, and Shane takes after his mother.
- Language:
- English
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- 12,398
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- 1/1
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- 1,255
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08 Apr 2026
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Question of the Day by wilmonstan12345
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
05 Mar 2026
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Harris launches a new series for the Centaurs' social media: having the team answer his question of the day!
This follows the season after The Long Game, when Shane joins the team on their road to the Stanley Cup, as they answer questions like who's the hottest/funniest/most perceptive Centaur, different preferences, rituals, and more.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,205
- Chapters:
- 45/45
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- 5,995
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- 38,418
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30 Mar 2026