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Continuity Snarl by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: Campaign 2 - The Mighty Nein (Web Series)
10 May 2026
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A month after his crimes were revealed to the Might Nein, Essek is not doing great, and as a result, he ends up summoning himself a super normal one or several.
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V9-38 has just begun his latest infiltration mission on behalf of the Institute. Step one: kill Art Lewkowski, the man he's meant to be replacing.
He's about to fail step one. He's not the first to do so.
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- Part 3 of Never Changes
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In which I belatedly write some fics about my favorite Minuteman.
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- Part 4 of Never Changes
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After Kellogg's death, Rahasia finds that her problems have multiplied.
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- Part 1 of Never Changes
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In which Deacon gets up early and does some gardening before getting a jump on his paperwork for HQ.
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- Part 2 of Never Changes
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Principality of Gays by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
10 Apr 2021
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Some stories on the theme of "Aziraphale runs a safe haven for gays out of his bookshop", sharing the same OCs and some events.
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The Daemons of UNCLE by Malteaser
Fandom His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman, The Man From U.N.C.L.E.
07 Apr 2013
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A monster of a series, written largely to indulge my love of history, daemons, and the entire concept of UNCLE. Works will go up I finish their chapters, which is going to make reading difficult. I'll try not to put the horse before the cart too often. You can check the guide in the notes for more information if you want to attempt to read this in chronological order.
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Frumpkin's foolish human thought he could get rid of him that easily? Clearly he's never met a cat before.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
17 Jun 2026
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“Would you be able to give me any advice on,” Dorian tried, failed, and restarted, “well, the thing is—"
“Polymorph?” Essek suggested, with just the barest upward curl of his lip. “To keep you largely the same, yes, but with certain anatomical changes, for the sake of—"
“Gods, yes, yes, what in all—did Orym tell you?"
“He didn’t need to.”
Essek gives Dorian Polymorph lessons, and both of them have an educational time. Then, Caleb and Orym help test the results.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
17 Jun 2026
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The end of the world was fast approaching, and everyone but Dorian was falling in quick, desperate love.
Dorian goes looking for something, and he finds Essek, who has returned to Vasselheim in disguise alongside his partner. Caleb Widogast is kind, charming, handsome, and Essek has a few interesting things to say about his predilections.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
17 Jun 2026
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Live Along Some Distant Day by Dira Sudis (dsudis)
Fandoms: Critical Role: Exandria (Web Series), Critical Role: The Mighty Nein
03 Sep 2022
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Caleb and Essek find a bit of common ground in memories of their childhoods.
Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
17 Jun 2026
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I will burn your kingdom down if you try to conquer me and mine.
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Bookmarked by effing_gravity (Malteaser)
17 Jun 2026