Magic_Hop_Frog



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    Naruto and Sakura have gone insane.

    Or: Just after becoming Team 7 Naruto and Sakura go through a massive shift in personality, leaving Sasuke out of the loop and wondering what in the name of sanity could have happened to them. His only consolation is that Kakashi is just as weirded out as he is.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Yuuji is straight up sprinting. He knows he’s fast; there’s a reason the field coach is constantly harassing him to join the team. So when he realizes there’s someone keeping pace with him, it’s completely understandable that he mildly freaks out.

    “Yo!” Naruto raises a hand in greetings.

    They’re running at who-knows-what kilometers per hour and the blond looks like he’s out for a mild jog on a crisp, Sunday morning.

     

    (Or, Naruto unofficially adopts Yuuji)

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Naruto was known throughout his village for a couple things. Besides the hatred and disgust that seemed to follow him everywhere, Naruto was known for his pranks and his volume. This resulted in him getting yelled at. A lot. It wasn’t as if they helped him either, whenever he asked someone to repeat themselves they just got angry and yelled at him. Then the same Adults who would yell at him for being too loud would look at kids who were older than him and even louder and they only ever shook their heads fondly saying something like “Kids…” in a nostalgic tone.

    It wasn’t entirely his fault he was loud, though. It was just that everyone else was so quiet. Besides, how was he supposed to hear himself if he was as quiet as the rest of them? How was he supposed to hear them if they never spoke louder?

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Fic idea from blackkatmagic: "Due to a clerical error, Anko ends up with a genin team. Given that the very idea of separating the enraptured Naruto, Ino, and Shino from their psychotic sensei causes spontaneous explosions, Sarutobi goes along with it, and is astonished to find that everything actually turns out for the better."

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    Mitarashi Anko is loud, obnoxious, vulgar, and scary. But she says what she thinks, and she thinks that Naruto's pranks are awesome, that Ino is both pretty and smart and potentially as cool as her dad, and that Shino had good taste in clothes and has a super-brain. So now the three kids want to be like her when they grow up, the original team assignments are shot, and half a dozen of Jonins are stuck unraveling this mess while Anko and her three pyromaniac are prancing around.

    At least it won't be boring.

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    27 Jun 2026