LoresBird
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When the last player logged out of the DSMP for the last time, they forgot one crucial thing. Or rather, one crucial person. The loudest and most unforgettable member was, in the end, quietly forgotten.
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In which Tommy comes to terms with what it means to be the last player left on the server and begins to find the reason Technoblade and Philza fled so far in their retirement.
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Captain Philza: Space Pirate by LoresBird
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Harlock: Space Pirate (2013)
19 Jan 2025
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In the distant future–or perhaps in the distant past–the human race has spread across the galaxy, founding colonies on distant planets. Their population increased, exceeding billions of inhabitants. The colonies did not have the resources to sustain this increased population, and a movement began to return to Earth. But Earth could not support the mass repatriation, and a conflict began over the right to return. In order to end the war, a governing body called The Gaia Coalition was born. They declared Earth a “sacred place” and banned all from entering. The planet became a distant symbol of a better life–untouchable and perfect.
There was, however, one man who resisted. A space pirate, immortal in the last century, and challenging the warships of the Coalition.
-Excerpt from Children’s Primer on the History of the Homecoming War, found in the ruins of a school on failed border colony L’Manburg
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...and they never left the desert by LoresBird
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
14 Nov 2024
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Gem reaches across the table and pats his wrist with a bright smile. “You’ll leave Flagstaff eventually, Scar! You can move to Florida, bring your theme park dreams to life over there!”
It stings, just a little. She means well–they both do!--but at this rate, Scar might never leave the desert.
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Eldritch horror Watcher AU where Scar is an unlucky guy in the wrong place at the wrong time, and that's where everything goes downhill for him. -
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Tubbo hadn’t always been a light sleeper. He used to sleep like the dead, always waking feeling refreshed. Often, Tommy would complain about him being impossible to wake up. Then the war started, and he and Tommy were both forced to sleep whenever and wherever they could. Five minutes on his feet here, ten minutes tucked under a tarp there. Sleeping deeply was a death sentence. It felt exhilarating, at the time, to boast and compare how little sleep he’d gotten with Tommy and Wilbur.
All this to say, when Ranboo sleepwalks the first time, Tubbo wakes instantly.
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Top Ten Reasons Why Technoblade is Banned From Babysitting (#3 Will Not Shock You) by LoresBird for LostAndDowned
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
30 Oct 2024
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Phil goes on a date. He trusts his war buddy Technoblade to babysit his kids. War buddies do not good babysitters make.
AKA Chayanne wants to go to a haunted house--and Technoblade sees no reason why that can't happen.A gift for @writing-oof on Tumblr for the mcyt-halloween gift exchange!
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"I asked Egbert to ask you if you have Ampora's new contact information."
"No, man, I didn't even know the old info was old. How can you not have a contact for him? It's not like he changed his chumhandle, email, and phone number all at once."
"As a matter of fact, that is apparently exactly what he did. And deleted his Facebook and his photo blog."
"Dramariffic."In the years after the game, the twelve trolls and eight humans have tried to stick together, because no one else would understand. When Eridan misses one of their yearly reunions, Dave makes an impulsive decision to go find him.
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19 Apr 2026
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bound by a promise to the moon by graveltotempo
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Jan 2022
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In 1990, Carol Danvers, James Rhodes, Stephen Strange, Tony Stark and Hope Van Dyne get drunk and make a blood oath.
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- Part 6 of you WILL be sorry
- Part 1 of bound by the moon
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17 Dec 2025
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Three dark mage-kings known as the Sea Lords, the Orphaner and his two sons, hold the world in an iron grip. The reincarnation of an ancient hero known as the Sufferer leads a rebellion against their power. For all the blood and magic spilled, it seems the world will be at war forever.
Rebel spymaster Sollux Captor is kidnapped by one of the Sea Lords to break a puzzling code. He's sure his fate is interrogation and death, or worse. But the lines between friend and foe are less clear than they seemed, and his captivity may have placed him in the perfect position to turn the tide.
[inspired by the world of the 'Black Company' series by Glen Cook; you don't need to be familiar with it to understand this story.]
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20 Nov 2025
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I first read this fic almost a decade ago...truly my Roman Empire. I think about it Often.
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Gerard Keay is 10 years old the very first time he tries to run away from home, right around the time that Jonathan Sims has just come into possession of his first Leitner.
Or: One dropped stone can change the way the whole ocean moves.
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15 Nov 2025
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The Kaiju - or Horrorterrors, as the trolls call them - first invaded Earth through a transdimensional rift at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Serving the Condesce in her quest to add Earth to the Alternian Empire, these monsters have terrorized humanity for twelve years. With the help of rebel troll factions and the adaptation of Alternian mind integration technology - The Drift - the Interspecies Defense Program has fought back as the last line of defense between the Kaiju and Earth.
Karkat Vantas was a Jaeger pilot, fought for freedom in the Assault on the Breach that brought trolls to Earth. The loss of his co-pilot left him bitter and full of rage, but desperate times have lead to him being recruited to join the fray once more.
Dave Strider is the best and brightest the Interspec program has to offer. Jaeger Restoration Project Head, highest simulation score on record, and younger brother of the Deputy Marshal - except he's not allowed in a Jaeger.
Nobody expects them to be Drift Compatible.
If I lose everything in the fire, I'm sending all my love to you...
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15 Nov 2025