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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Bookmarked by Liingo
12 Jul 2026
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What if Aloy had accepted Nil's offer of partnership? This fic explores canon storyline, but if Nil traveled with Aloy as his companion. How would her story differ with this honorable serial killer under her command? It's considerably hornier, that's for sure. Follow along as Aloy discovers the truth of the world, Nil the truth of himself, and they learn that maybe they are not so different as Aloy would like them to be.
Bookmarked by Liingo
22 Jun 2026
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Beginning with Draco's unexpected arrival at the Dursleys, Harry's summer after sixth year becomes filled with activity and many secrets. As his summer progresses, Harry generates several unexpected allies as he finds himself actively becoming the leader of the Light side. H/D post-HBP ~~Complete~~
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Bookmarked by Liingo
17 May 2026
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 May 2026
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For a timeline, list of characters, chronological reading order, and various notes on this AU, please check out the Accidental Warlord Supplements. If you want to join the Discord server, come on in!
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Bookmarked by Liingo
30 Apr 2026
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Yes, it's finished!!! All of Part 1 is on the board, if you need to run through it again, I know it's been a while....
But this is the conclusion to the tale. And it's all finished, so you can safely engage.
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- Part 2 of After the Ball
Bookmarked by Liingo
16 Apr 2026
