Lies_And_Truths
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Halbtraum by cleveradjacent
Fandoms: Sorry About My Nan - Shoot From The Hip Sketch, Shoot From The Hip Sketches
04 Jan 2026
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"Ah, everyone's a critic. Do I ever tell you how to do your job?" The Host extends his leg; his heel drags across the wood with a tortured squeal. He could rest his sole on Wilhelm's cheek if he wanted. "So stay out of mine."
A strand, dislodged by its own weight, starts creeping down Wilhelm's forehead.
"Says the one that gets to sleep."All manner of people pass through the stage to have their lives torn and mended. In the meantime, the Host fashions himself some company.
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La Petite Mort by CassiopeiasFreckles
Fandoms: Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Off-Season - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
28 Mar 2026
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“Oh my god, you’ve been shot. Quickly! Quickly, we have to get under cover. I can patch you up.”
“You can patch me up, uh- you wha- What?”
“Stay with me, what’s your name?”
A lot can change in just eight hours; someone can be shot, two people can cover over two hundred and seventy-five miles, and most importantly, one’s opinion of someone can shift so drastically that it’d have been less arresting for the world to start spinning the wrong way.
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- Part 2 of SFTH Victoriana
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Like Clockwork by LawlessAtlas
Fandoms: Roll From the Hip (Web Series), Shoot From The Hip Sketches, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Fireballs - Roll From The Hip
22 Apr 2026
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Cheeky hadn’t spent much time around those hulking automatons in the past and as a member of the Mobgoblins, much preferred it that way. A criminal and member of law enforcement were hardly going to be the best of friends and even though the thing was clearly broken as hell, Cheeky was still distinctly aware of what they could do – what he had seen them do to those less sneaky and agile than him.
“I-“ Cheeky swallowed thickly, found himself for once at a loss for words. “I don’t understand lads. I thought the bosses said they’d get me some muscle. I didn’t- I don’t know what I’m even looking at ‘ere.-“
“Well they ain’t gonna send one of us with you, are they?” The Mobgoblin grinned and it seemed like this was a cruel joke all along. “No, our lives are much too valuable to risk pulling you out the way of a bolt, old man.” He pointed into the darkness of that last cell. “That’s what you get.”
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How Cheeky met Pete and how they worked that first job together.
(Set before the events of 'Lock Stock & Two Smoking Fireballs' episode 1, pretty much a made up prologue for this duo because I love them so much)
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Taking the window as an escape route isn’t the most ideal option when one is seven flights up. Not unless there’s a local birdman outside providing aerial support. Then that changes everything. Then the window is the only sensible option.
And also the funniest, in terms of raising Phil’s blood pressure.
(Or, superhero au, three times Phil catches Wilbur, and one time he doesn’t.)
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EARTH SFTH50 by PhantomBegruvia (FreshlyPizza)
Fandom Shoot From The Hip Sketches, The Off-Season - Shoot From The Hip Sketch
02 Apr 2026
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