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    Peter knew he was smart. Smart enough to fool the government, smart enough to fool the world into believing Spider-Man was older than he actually was.

    And he figured, as he heard the telltale sound of rocket boots and pounding feet against concrete, that he might be just smart enough to fool the Avengers.

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    When Peter became an orphan (for the second time), he knew that he couldn't go into the foster care system. Not if he wanted to keep his little spider secret a, well, secret

    That's when he created his greatest invention yet...Edward Parker, his totally 100% real uncle that has somehow become the Avenger's prime suspect on Spider-Man's identity

    Surely, Peter was smart enough to fool some of the world's smartest people while hiding his secret identity twice over...

    Right?

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Peter, Tony, and the Avengers fight a strange alien wizard with disastrous (and cute) consequences for Peter. Now Tony has to deal with a five year-old Spider Man, and the Rogues, who don’t think he’s capable of taking care of his favorite intern. Set a few weeks after the events of Spider Man’s Pizza Delivery Service.

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    Peter gets de-aged and there is a lot of domestic fluff and crack that follow for he and Tony.

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    23 Jul 2026

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    Peter is really good at a lot of things. He’s great at troubleshooting lines of code when Tony’s eyes are tired. He’s good at bringing people together, like the people of Queens, who go out of their way to help Spider Man, no matter what walk of life they’re from. Tony is pretty sure that even some criminals take pride in being able to help their local vigilante from time to time. What Peter is the best at though, is trying to give Tony a heart attack. He thinks one day Peter just might, and that today might be that day. Sequel to 5 Times Queens Took Care Of Spider Man + 1 Time Tony Didn’t Give Them The Chance To.

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    22 Jul 2026

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    Explaining to May that they had, accidentally, regressed her 16-year-old nephew to a pint-sized toddler wasn't one of his proudest moments. For someone so small she sure as hell packs a punch and knows a lot of colorful language in both English and Italian it seems.
    How were they supposed to know that the stupid rock changed powers when moved to another realm? It didn't come with an instructions manual. (They found that one later in the Asgardian library after some digging buy Thor and Loki).
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    Or Parker luck strikes again and Peter is now a pint-sized toddler spending his birthday with the Avengers, just not how he thought he would. Tony tries (and succeeds, don't doubt yourself so Tony) to be there for Peter and fluff and cuddles occur. A tiny bit of angst in the future.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    “Could I get a name for the order?” Marlene asked.

    “Serious,” the man replied. “Like the star,” he clarified, and Remus mentally scratched out 'Serious' and rewrote 'Sirius' in his head.

    “The… star?” Marlene asked, her pen hovering over the cup as she hesitated.

    “S-I-R-I-U-S,” Remus said. He stocked croissants into the display case, not looking up. “The Dog Star,” he added, “brightest star in the sky, actually. Visible from both hemispheres.” When he looked over, the man– Sirius– seemed surprised, his eyebrows raised as Remus spoke, and when Remus finished, he blinked a few times before smiling lopsidedly.

    “Er– yeah,” he breathed a laugh. “That.” There was a baby on his hip. Somehow, it had taken Remus a second glance to notice that.

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    Or, Remus works as a barista and Sirius comes in every morning with the world's cutest baby, and man, these two just wrote the book on mutual pining, huh?

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    14 Jul 2026