LegitimizedGangsterIdiots
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Divinity is found in the axe.
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Doctor Odo and the No Good Very Bad Physical by LegitimizedGangsterIdiots
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
08 Sep 2024
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Quark finally has no choice but to have his annual physical. Both he and Dr. Odo are infinitely displeased about this.
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Prompt from afc_richmond_kinkmeme by anonymous:
Roy has a thing for getting told off when he's been bad. When he blames his lack of tactical brilliance for Richmond losing a match, he feels like he's been very bad. And he knows one person who would be able to tell him off in a way that really hits the spot. He has a feeling it might hit the spot for Nate, too. If Roy can work himself up to asking.
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Sketch Me Like One of Your Pirate Boys by LegitimizedGangsterIdiots
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
05 Jul 2022
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"Have you ever been sketched?"
What the fuck?
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curiosity killed the spider by LegitimizedGangsterIdiots
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
07 Mar 2022
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“Oh? Has a little spider crawled his way into my lair?” Ock gently laid down the reactor he was tinkering with, extracting his mechanical tentacles from the holes in the protective glass in an almost elegant fashion. Peter tracked their movement closely from his perch up above, readying his web shooters. Doc’s extra appendages were never to be underestimated.
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17 Jun 2026
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switch me on, turn me up by flirty_vagabond
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
17 May 2026
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“No.” Rocky said, cutting Grace off. “Grace big.” His carapace did a slow tilt in a very pointed ‘look down’ kind of motion.
Grace swallowed hard and looked away from Rocky with another laugh, albeit more awkward and forced than before as he reached for the pipette.
“That’s kinda something you’re supposed to pretend you haven’t noticed, pal.” He said stiffly and adjusted his weight on the chair. Maybe if he just silently acknowledged and made peace with how pink his face was it would go away.
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or, alternatively: grace has a massive dick. rocky is ovulating and horny about it.
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- Part 1 of big dick!grace saga
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18 May 2026
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“Grace!” Rocky says. “Look!”
I look. Then I gasp.
“Is Adrian!” Rocky says.
(or, what happens once Ryland Grace becomes the sole human inhabitant of Erid.)
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23 Apr 2026
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sowing season by grimark
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Apr 2026
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Rocky suggests a learning experience, and ends up learning a few things about himself that he's not quite ready to know.
“I could leave the room and observe from out there,” I say.
“No,” Grace insists. “Go to other end of ship. Go back to sleep. Go unconscious.”
“I want to observe,” I say. “You’re enjoyable to watch. I want to know. I want to perceive everything about you.”
Grace… doesn’t say anything in response to that. His mouthparts move soundlessly, and his tongue flickers out to moisten his lip.
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- Part 1 of xeno jerkoff cinematic universe
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02 Apr 2026
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Unwilling by lordnelson100
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works & Related Fandoms, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
15 Sep 2017
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They hate each other. They must have sex, to save their peoples.
Porn with a plot, enemies to friends, magic at work, canon-typical violence, it cannot last, curse your sudden but inevitable trope twist, hurt/comfort, angst, LOTR timelines are right out the window, Thorin & Fili & Kili are alive.
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“You!” sneered Legolas. “Were you not the one shouting ‘Never trust an Elf!’ at the late parley? And yet you choose to show yourself in my tent upon such an errand?”“Aye,” the Dwarf answered with a cold look, “For I will send none of my folk in my place, nor ask them to do what I would not submit to.”
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