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Patty Lowell was ready for war.
She’d arrived with a bucket, a paint bucket, a full retinue of sponges, a mop, three different types of brooms, a bandolier of cleaning solutions, and a vacuum slung over her shoulder like a flamethrower.
“Nice try, Dante,” she said. “I’m here and I’m ready -- and you’d better have an explanation for why you didn’t come to my birthday party!”
The Dante she finds is...a little different.
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27 Jun 2026
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"Why are you even drinking that?" Nero asked, staring at Dante's beer can with disgust. "Devils can't get drunk."
"About that," Vergil said.
(A story in which Vergil gets his brother and son drunk for the first time, and the boys don't really make progress working through their issues).
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27 Jun 2026
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Bernadetta's Lesbian ADHD Simulator by headphones_haver for bizzybee
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
06 Apr 2024
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Bernadetta and Edelgard kissed last night. Today, Bernadetta has a council meeting with Edelgard and the rest of the Black Eagles. Bernadetta thinks she might explode about this.
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18 Jun 2026
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The Runaway Bride and the Innkeeper's Daughter: A Lesbian Hallmark Movie by headphones_haver
Fandoms: 機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女 | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (Anime)
29 Dec 2023
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After breaking things off with her fiance and quite possibly burning the last hope of a relationship with her father, Miorine Rembran takes a long drive to clear her head. But when her car breaks down miles from home with a snowstorm on the horizon, she finds herself stuck in an unfamiliar town, possibly through the holidays.
But the innkeeper's daughter is kinda cute, so maybe it won't be so bad?
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18 Jun 2026
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We have our dreams because without them, we could not bear the truth by Haruka_1224
Fandoms: 機動戦士ガンダム 水星の魔女 | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury (Anime)
17 Jul 2023
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Sabina dreams of happy endings she does not deserve, of a warm smile she will never receive, of a love that will never be hers. In the dark of the night, Nika shows her the kindness, forgiveness and hope that she needs to bear the weight of her reality, of the crimes she will soon commit. It is a hopeless, foolish delusion, her feelings for Nanaura, but how can she possibly resist?
"How laughable, for that to be the moment Sabina Fardin fell in love with Nika Nanaura. A flimsy crush at first sight, built upon unproven assumptions, tempered by the flame in Nika’s eyes. A meet-cute of a future war criminal and her unwilling go-between - how painfully unromantic."
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17 Jun 2026