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In Times of Need (I'll be there) by TheEnderWolf for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
09 Apr 2026
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Turned and abandoned, Drift doesn't know what to do with her new instincts. Thankfully, Abolish knows exactly what she needs.
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Statements Given by drygrasses for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Apr 2026
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See you around by panch_owo (pancho_pinto) for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
06 Apr 2026
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Just Tango going about his day, crossing paths with Jimmy.
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Statement #1221794 - Desecration by Astral_Song for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
02 Apr 2026
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Statement of Louis, last name unknown, taken from a letter to an unknown recipient.
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- Part 6 of Vampires TMA AU
- Part 20 of Astral's Battleship Works!
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red on the green, green grass by Wayward_Panda for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
29 Mar 2026
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The fact is, Martyn isn't human. He's always been able to pass as one, excuses and half-truths falling easily from his tongue. But his lack of humanity meant that he's lived a long time, and living a long time means you've seen some things. He's seen how a failed ritual can end up. If Martyn was wrong about Ren's strength, Ren would be subjected to a fate worse than death.
(Martyn is a nature spirit who's gone and gotten himself attached, despite his very best efforts.)
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Statement #0401064 - Memento Mori by Astral_Song for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
29 Mar 2026
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Statement of Abolish Veylocke regarding his recent relationship with the End.
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- Part 3 of Vampires TMA AU
- Part 17 of Astral's Battleship Works!
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"The very picture of devotion."
A PixLiz redraw of a Bridgerton frame!
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To save a town, to sacrifice our love by KnightOfMeridian for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
27 Mar 2026
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A webweave of Cleo, Legs and Pearl in a relationship and how they are
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didn't think I could fall this hard. didn't think I could fly this high by acraneonwing for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
26 Mar 2026
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Tango is a professional ice skater. Jimmy is his muse.
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- Part 1 of Skates and Hearts AU
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Statement #0401064 - Puppeteering by Astral_Song for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
26 Mar 2026
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Statement of Shelby Berry regarding the town of Oakhurst.
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- Part 1 of Vampires TMA AU
- Part 9 of Astral's Battleship Works!
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hanged man / nine of swords [vampires smp web weave] by ResHes Event Fills (ResidentHesitant) for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
25 Mar 2026
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a web weave focused on Those Two Doomed-Ass Roommates and how incredibly stressed out v!apo is at all times
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To count things in threes by KnightOfMeridian for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
26 Mar 2026
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Pyro, Shubble and Owen art. Nontradtional/Poly relationship
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[ART] falsie making sugar n bread by gravykins for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
12 Mar 2026
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dancing! by kinkajouonthebrain for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
10 Mar 2026
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art of pearl and bigb dancing to the radio!
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decked out in merch by indulgentAnaesthetic for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
10 Mar 2026
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- Part 9 of 2026⛏️💎⚔️⛵🗝️
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this night was perfect even if it was quite unusual by asheville03 for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Vampires SMP
09 Mar 2026
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Abolish is in pain because he's been hiding his wings for so long, and Legundo ends up helping him.
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[Podfic - Cold Read] with the springtime comin' 'round again by DuskDragon39 for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
11 Sep 2025
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Cody gets a letter, settles in, and has a tense conversation with a caped stranger. Somehow, that’s not even the strangest part of Pelican Town.
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A sprawling farm in a small beachside town guarded on one side by mountains was far too good to be true. There was absolutely something wrong with it, and Cody was determined to figure out what.
[Podfic, mostly unedited and with commentary]
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distant banjo by lightningbig for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
08 Sep 2025
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Hands grab at his shoulders, jolting him out of his musing. Sam has abandoned his pool stick, standing in front of him, grin almost too big for his face. He shakes Sebastian by the grip he has on his shoulders and says, too loud, “Dance with me!”
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- Part 8 of extreme timed challenge
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to swallow the sun by DuskDragon39 for LeanMeanSaltineMachine
Fandoms: Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Original Work
02 Sep 2025
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or: a short thesis on the stories and nature of some very peculiar cats.
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Every Friday, the Farmer joins Willy for fishing.
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- Part 8 of Cec's Extreme Timed Fics 2025