Lavender_Menace

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  1. Summary

    A series of oneshots exploring the lives of the (remaining) Hargreeves siblings and their relationship with Klaus after the events of season 2 (in an AU where there's no Sparrow Academy)

    You don't need to read all of this series to understand the individual oneshots, just assume that there's no Sparrow Academy and the siblings are all just rattling around the mansion somewhere

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  1. Public Bookmark 44

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    After the world nearly ended, Stone developed a habit of smoking whenever he missed Robotnik. Seven months later, even after Robotnik had returned to him alive and heavily wounded, it still wasn't enough to stop Stone’s smoking habit. Eventually, Robotnik finds out.

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    23 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    The Campania mission turned out to be far more than Grell was prepared to handle

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    18 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    “No…,” Grell whimpered, and William looked up to see a tear rolling down her cheek. She still looked far away, though, and obviously hadn’t cooled down enough to feel less atrocious. “Hideous—” She continued, and William couldn’t help but raise an eyebrow at her bizarre behavior.

    “What’s hideous? *Me?*” He scoffed. “I thought I was your darling William.”

    He took the bottom of one of her white sleeves and dragged it upwards in one fluid motion, just as Grell replied: “No, I am.”

    William stilled.

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    17 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    “William, I—,” She broke off and her voiced cracked so miserably that he immediately looked up at her fearful face. Tears were streaming down her face and fogging up her glasses.

    William pushed himself up from his chair quickly to round the corner of his desk. She was shaking slightly, her red nails digging into her palms so hard they cut into the skin there.

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    17 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Miss Sutcliffe—” William started, and gasped slightly when Grell pushed her hand against his chest violently and sent him stumbling back. He almost tripped over his own feet at the force.

    “This doesn’t concern you, Spears,” she spoke lowly. William felt a rush of…fear? worry? hurt? go through his body when she used his last name, instead of the disgustingly loving pet names she had given him over the decades.

    Oh, this was bad.

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    17 Jun 2026