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In which Draco Malfoy is desperate and pining, Hermione Granger is out of patience, and ancient magic decides they should spend a few days walking in each other’s shoes (literally).
Or: a bodyswap story. A tale as old as fan fiction.
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In which Draco Malfoy has bound himself to a feral enchanted forest and Hermione Granger finds herself entangled.
“Nothing should have looked or felt as ancient as it did. It should have been young, mere saplings barely reaching her shoulder. Instead, an older, wilder numen of a primaeval wood, the likes of which made the Forbidden Forest feel like a fresh, young thing, whispered about them.”
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Ficlets and other short writing under 1000 words each. Each chapter is a unique ficlet.
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Granger, Granger, Granger (and her wonderful, wicked plan) by Landbeorht for SultryNuns
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Apr 2026
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Draco Malfoy is absolutely certain Hermione Granger has lured him to France as part of a brilliantly wicked seduction scheme. Is he right—or just hopelessly gone for her?
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Blessed are they that mourn, for they shall be comforted by Landbeorht, SultryNuns for Molivier
Fandoms: Superman/Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
05 Jan 2026
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Clark Kent flies in just in time to catch Alfred Pennyworth’s funeral, needing to console his oldest friend. Alone in a church, he and Bruce Wayne finally confront a decade of longing.
Amid a devastating loss, they find comfort in each other.
[Featuring gorgeous art by Landbeorht and celestial sex puns by SultryNuns.]
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Artists of DHR by Bekazimi, dittanyanddreams, Doodleholic (Kayka), elliemess, garnetsyrup, Gelsomyno, ghoulsedart, JadedandConfused, jessonel, Landbeorht, LuckyOrNot, MaKayKirei, Moonluartt, MsMorsmordre, PandaPatronus, papercranesandapples, Rubleroo, saintmlfy, selbindery, Silver_Snippets, slytherin_scribe, SparklesMagicLightLove, strandsofsaturn, t_natrix3, teaandtapestry, teetorini
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Apr 2025
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And it’ll be then, for a moment, that she will let her walls crack.
Too soon, he’ll lean forward, and the wall will rebuild just a little less sturdy than before. He’ll plant a wet kiss on her lips and then he’ll flip her. The unexpectedness catching her off guard; her palms will smack the floor.
And there, in that dusty old classroom, Hermione Granger will be on all fours.
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Lust and Other Mistakes by bionically for kurisutenchan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Jun 2026
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It was supposed to be a strictly professional relationship. At the behest of the Ministry, work with Malfoy, rehabilitate him, and reintegrate him back into wizarding society. Live with him for eighteen months, then send him on his merry way.
So why, now that it was all over, was she having such a hard time shaking free of him?
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Bookmarked by Landbeorht
27 Jun 2026
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They’d agreed it long ago, in a time fundamentally other to this one: made the decision then, so that when the time came, there could be no doubt. But now the time is here — and Draco doubts.
[Or: Hermione is elected Minister. The affair must end.]
Bookmarked by Landbeorht
06 Jun 2026
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"It wore against him and bore him down, worming its way into his chest, like a pebble driven against a cliff by the sea. Time lodged the pebble in the rock. Now it is grown about with coral and weed, crusted over with salt and scale. There is no removing it. Time has seen to that. And when, in millions of years, the cliff is ground to dust, there at its heart, last to crumble, will be the pebble."
Gorgeous story.
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Closed Loop System by One_of_Them (greenbean_paste)
Fandoms: The Murderbot Diaries - Martha Wells
29 Jun 2025
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Unit Communication Log:
SecUnit Two: Atmospheric conditions optimal.
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On bombs, broken glass, and love by Cr0ftisprocrastinating
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jun 2024
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"I was a good daughter, I had to be. Perhaps the pressure of that crystallised me into a bad person.
Daphne was always so light I used to lie awake at night wondering how she did it. I hated her - we were best friends - she understood the way I hated and she hated too, so in the end it made sense that we did everything together."
Pansy Parkinson and Daphne Greengrass move in together after the war.
Bookmarked by Landbeorht
18 Feb 2026