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sweetness is a liability by captivatedintrovert for worthremembering
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
03 Feb 2026
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Alastor was supposed to finish his shift, clock out, and get home before his heat broke loose. That was the plan.
But when the elevator stalls between floors and he finds himself trapped in a mirrored box with the wrong alpha at the worst possible moment, there’s nowhere left to hide. The suppressants are wearing off. The scent blockers are failing. And Lucifer Morningstar smells like every terrible idea Alastor’s ever had.
He just has to stay calm. Keep his distance. Ignore the heat.
Easy, right?
(He was wrong. So, so wrong.)
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11 May 2026
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It's a few days before the second Extermination and Alastor's feeling ready.
A little weird, but ready,
A little warm, but, you know, ready.
Until he discovers that his heat is coming two weeks early, which really puts a wrench in his plans. But, no, everything is fine. Really, it's FINE. All he needs to do is make it through one fight and he's free to handle this stupid, pesky heat. No problem. Adam shouldn't be too hard to handle, he's only one guy.
Everything's going to work out, Alastor's sure of it.
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When Adam injures Alastor during their fight, it triggers Alastor's heat and, well, everything kind of goes to shit after that.
Set during Season 1, Episode 8 "The Show Must Go On"
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30 Apr 2026
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Lucifer kissed him slowly.
Like he was something delicate.
Precious.
Or something that would shatter if handled with anything less than absolute reverence. And perhaps, some part of Lucifer still feared that possibility.
Alastor worried about it too—if he were honest.
It still didn’t stop his fingers from curling around Lucifer’s waist, his grin twitching, sharp and stiff, not quite relaxing.
Still, Lucifer kept murmuring against his skin, golden eyes slipping closed for brief moments of time as he peppered his skin with soft kisses from the corner of Alastor’s mouth to his jaw. Then to his throat.
All the while, whispered confessions spilled from his lips.
“Exquisite…”
“My Beloved…”
“Gorgeous…”Series
- Part 2 of The Story of Us
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30 Apr 2026
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It all started with a laugh.
Alastor hadn’t meant to—hadn’t wanted to. But he had been blindsided. How was he supposed to know the obnoxious, pathetic excuse for a King had a sense of humor…?
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In which Lucifer discovers Alastor's love of pun-based humor, particularly at a TV-headed demon's expense.Series
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30 Apr 2026
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“There are certain things I have not done, you see. Things that are, well, common in… in relationships of a romantic nature between consenting adults, I suppose. And although I lack any sort of practical experience, I… I find myself—that is to say I would not be disinclined to… pursue a more… a more intimate kind of contact, you could say?”
Lucifer blinks, processing.
“Alastor,” he begins with all the caution of a man stepping out onto ice that he is not sure will hold his weight. “Are you saying you wanna try having sex?”
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Five months into their unlikely relationship, Alastor is ready to explore intimacy with Lucifer despite his various fears and misgivings. Lucifer is more than happy to oblige.
My contribution to the prompt First Time for Top Lucifer Week 2025.
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30 Apr 2026