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    Lily: Well. There is very interesting studies I have read recently.

    Karolina: We’re listening!

    Lily: Research shows that abstinence can significantly improve athletic performance. Testosterone levels, energy conservation, mental focus. All better with sexual abstinence.

    Jackie: Wait, seriously?

    Lily: Oh yes, very serious research. Professional athletes should abstain completely during playoff runs. Some studies suggest 6-8 weeks for optimal results.

    Satu: SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS?!

    When “Lily” gets added to the Montreal Voyageurs WAGs group chat, she comes armed with peer-reviewed research, vibrators for everyone, and one revolutionary idea: a playoff sex ban for optimal athletic performance. The WAGs are convinced it’s evidence-backed science, the team is suffering, and Ilya is having the time of his life watching his handiwork unfold.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Jane: We’re gonna destroy you.

    Lily: Sounds hot

    Or: Ilya gets a consolation prize.

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    19 Jul 2026

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    Hayden just wanted to surprise Shane with a guy’s night in. Shane had been flat lately, and he and JJ thought it would be nice to distract him with friendship.
    How they ended up stuck in a fucking closet watching Shane get dicked down harder than anyone in the history of the world has ever been dicked down, Hayden would never quite understand.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    In another timeline, Shane and Ilya hook up in room 1410, nothing goes wrong, and everything plays out exactly as we know it.

    In this one, Yuna Hollander walks in before Ilya can leave—and the seven-year situationship never gets the chance to start. Instead, through the power of miscommunication, Shane and Ilya start dating in 2010. With better support, they make better decisions. Their rivalry fizzles out before it ever has the chance to fully ignite, replaced instead by a beloved “bromance". In 2015, they come out to the NHL and the world.

    No one believes them.

     

    Or: Somehow, despite Shane and Ilya being out for two years, Scott Hunter is still considered the first openly gay player in the NHL, much to Ilya’s horror.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Guo Chengyu's expression turns a little sheepish.

    "We may have... talked about it."

    Xiaoshuai blinks. "What?"

    "Chi Cheng, Wu Suowei, and I have considered this sort of arrangement before," Chengyu explains slowly. "We weren't sure if you'd be interested at first, but then I saw the way you look at them and... well. I couldn't help but offer."

    "You—" Xiaoshuai squeaks before clearing his throat. "You. And Chi Cheng. And Wu Suowei. Talked about—" he stops, not even sure what to call this.

    "About having a foursome, yes," Guo Chengyu finishes. "Multiple foursomes, actually."

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    Or Xiaoshuai gets corrupted by his three favorite freaks. Or, or seven thousand words of positively filthy polysnakes porn for your viewing pleasure.

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    14 Jul 2026