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    A Truth Amongst Many by

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    03 Aug 2026

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    The Sage of Truth wasn't supposed to find out about Custard III. But whether Truthless Recluse likes it or not, the two cross paths anyway.

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    Discussions Aplenty- With a Beast and the Ancients by

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    19 Jul 2026

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    “Sh-Shadow Milk Cookie? What are you-”

    “Just stopped by to visit, ‘Nills! After all, it’s noon-” Shadow Milk pauses and looks outside, where it was clearly nearing midnight. “Oh. Time difference! I’ve never actually been to Crispia, y’know?” He giggled before floating a bit closer to the healer as Pure Vanilla pulled the covers over his form.

    “I-I- Yes, I suppose so- But, my dear, what are you doing here?” Pure Vanilla squeaks out. He adjusts the covers yet again, not showing anything indecent.

    “What, can’t I visit my friend?” Shadow Milk mocks the other’s voice before plopping down at the foot of Pure Vanilla’s bed. He grins, wide and unnerving until he finally says, “Piece it together yet, silly?”

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Tips To Keep Milk from Spoiling by

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    12 Jul 2026

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    The Sage of Truth answers questions, including some that aren’t actually asked.

    How is it that he, alone of all his possible selves, has kept safe from corruption?

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Doll House by

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Pure Vanilla was content with her world being limited to her room, her Mistress and her fellow Doll. Nothing outside the Spire interested her. The Spire was safe and home and where Mistress ruled. It was a place of no worries, and pleasure and she was happy with that. Her fellow Doll, though, had strange grievances that Pure Vanilla couldn't really grasp at this point.

    Luckily, Pure Vanilla has the perfect solution to helping her dear White Lily relax and accept their place in the Spire.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    The time Sage got thrown into Pure Vanilla's timeline. by

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Sage, after his conversation with Timekeeper, gets left helplessly in the canon timeline and meets Pure Vanilla.
    You will never guess what happens next.

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    24 Jun 2026