JustGiveMeABeat



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    Post canon fic about Robert managing to convince everyone on the Z-Team he’s a Beta until they catch him red handed.

    “This is fucking stupid.” He says, aggravated.

    “No it fucking ain’t you suicidal prick.” Chase snaps back at him. The older man is definitely angrier than he’d been a few hours ago, far more irritated compared to when he’d first shown up at Roberts crumbling apartment unannounced.

    “Yes it fucking is!” He snaps right back. “I don’t need to be doing this.”

    “Robert please, it’s not going to fucking kill you.” Chase amps up again, they’d been going back and forth for the last 2 and a half hours. Doing the same spiel for every piece of cloth Robert picked from the big, corporate bag of nesting shit sent to him by SDN.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    One of the main characters - the only surviving witness to a murder - has just woken from a coma. Not only is she entirely cognizant, but the first thing that the subtitles say she asks for is a lawyer.

    “What are you fucking giggling about?”

    The other person that’s been paying attention is Flambae. He’s right next to Robert on the couch, his arm slung over the top behind his head. One foot is propped up on the other knee, also pointing towards Robert, which has him caged in the corner by the arm rest. It’s probably some fucked-up power move. Robert has been ignoring it just to spite him.

    “It’s just not how comas work,” Robert shrugs.

    “Right, and you know because you’re a fucking doctor,” Flambae quips back.

    “I know because I was in one, asshole.”

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    During a quiet night in, Robert realizes that his coma and injuries aren't common knowledge among Z-Team.

    Most of them take the information in stride with jokes aplenty.

    Flambae does not.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    Robert had been drowning his omega in suppressants and scent patches for years to keep his secondary gender silent, just like his father did before him, but after his coma, his doctor banned him from using those, and ordered him to let his omega breathe again, but between dealing with chronic pain, his omega's return, and losing the Mecha Man suit to his dad's ambush, Robert is finding it hard.

    But between his team and Flambae, things might just work work for the best.

    And if it doesn't, Robert always has Beef and Twinkies to count on, neither of them have ever let him down before.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    A new guy joins the Z-Team.

    Chad can just tell something isn't right.

    There's a hunger in his eyes and a sharpness to his teeth that makes Chad feel cold looking at him. And he's very interested in his dispatcher.

    Chad doesn't trust this guy. He just can't prove anything yet.

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    Robert is pursued by a yandere vampire but can Chad save him before he loses him forever?

    A mix of Midnight Mass, Dracula and Hannibal. A lot of MCR lyrics. Concept art included.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    Destiny pulls the strings of fate to marry Jaskier off to different Witchers, under a variety of circumstances.

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    04 Jun 2026