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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Ed was halfway through his drink when the strange man walked in like he had a million other places he’d rather be. It was obvious in his stance, the way he tapped his dress shoes and glanced down at an actual honest to god watch on his wrist while frowning like the bar had somehow inconvenienced him. Ed had been annoyed his friend was running late but now at least he had some entertainment as he nursed his beer. What was a man like that doing in a dive like this?

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    19 May 2026

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    Our saltwater solution reduces gravity’s pull by over 80%, ensuring you'll effortlessly stay afloat! We keep the water at a steady 36 degrees—matching your skin’s temperature. This blend of weightlessness and warmth blurs the lines between your body and the water, as your nerves can’t tell where you end and the surrounding environment begins.

     

    Weightlessness. Yeah. If anything’s gonna be Ed’s cure-all, it’s gotta be weightlessness, right?

    Ed’s carried around weight for most of his life. He’s tired. His muscles ache. His joints are all ground down to dust.

    Also - the word solution is right there. Which proves it.

    This is it. This is Ed’s solution.

    (Or: Ed's on a wellness journey for his fuckass brain. It's not going great. The guy at the float tank place is being way too nice about it. Please mind the tags!)

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    09 Jan 2026

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    The true history:
    The Pacific Clipper was a Pan American Airlines scheduled commercial flight from San Francisco, California, to Auckland, New Zealand that operated from 1939 to 1941. All tickets were first class and cost around $15,000 in 2024 US dollars; passengers ate five course meals prepared by chefs from four star restaurants. From December 1941 to January 1942, the Pacific Clipper completed an unplanned nearly around-the-world flight: the first commercial circumnavigation of the globe. Oh, also, there is an actual historical guy referred to as ‘the Swede’ who was the First Engineer on the crew.

    The Our Flag Means Death version:
    Our crew:
    Captain Stede Bonnet
    First Officer Frenchie
    Second Officer/Navigator Buttons
    Third Officer Wee John Feeney
    Fourth Officer Archie
    First Engineer The Swede
    Second Engineer Pete
    First Radio Officer Edward Teach
    Second Radio Officer Jim Jimenez
    Radio Operator Oluwande Boodhari
    Purser Roach
    Asst Purser Lucius Spriggs

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    19 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Ed has been cursed with snakes for hair for a century now. Mostly he spends his days moping in his caves and turning would-be heroes to stone. Until a prince of Sparta comes along that might just be Ed's match.

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    03 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 34

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    Ed's on the last leg of his vacation when he gets snowed in at his hotel. His boring night is about to get far more interesting.

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    08 Sep 2025