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    Shane stared back at the camera, giving it the flattest look possible, “Like Miss Carpenter, everyday, I too had to beg my man to ‘please don’t embarrass me, motherfucker’,”

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    Or, the 5 times Shane 'ASMR-Is-Music-Right?' Hollander was soft (and freaky) about his husband over the soundtrack of pop music.

    And the 1 time Ilya ‘Romance-Are-Not-For-Russians’ Rozanov was.

    (Chapter 5: Bonus Scenes)

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    10 Feb 2026

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    You [sent a document]:

    [stupid timeline whatever.pdf]

     

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    LaPointe: Immediately starting the document with '2008 - Approached by boy with beautiful freckles and bottom boba tea eyes' Roz lemme plead allegiance to you forever

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    Steve Harrington is secretly a nerd. He's also, in Eddie's opinion, a massive dick. (Or: five times nobody but Eddie believes that Steve is a giant nerd, and one time he tells everyone else.)

    “Oh, you’re kidding, I love that book,” says Steve Harrington.

    Eddie wonders, for about half a second, if he’s somehow fallen into a different dimension. He stares down at the battered copy of 'The Silmarillion' just in case he’s accidentally been reading like… whatever jocks read, a basketball like — handbook, or whatever. He isn’t. It’s still 'The Silmarillion'. Eddie looks up at Steve Harrington, who is standing at the bottom of the stairs Eddie is sitting on, sunlight in his hair, sneakers shifting awkwardly on the tarmac of the school yard. “Uh-huh,” Eddie says, sort of dumbly.

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    04 Jun 2023

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    feat. Steve "no one will ever believe you that I actually know nerd shit" harrington
    pretends to not get nerd references and kept the bit up for 34 years

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    ‘The Social Implications of Teenage Time Travel: A Hawkins High Field Study, by Gareth A. Emerson, Christina E. Cunningham, and Barbara J. Holland [with remarks by Wayne M. and Edward W. Munson].’

    (Featuring: Dustin as a retired mad scientist, Eddie and Robin as a gay comedy due, Steve and Nancy as distressed bisexuals, the fruity four as terrible gay mentors, and Barb, Chrissy, and Gareth as that academic friend group. Also featuring: wibbly wobbly upside downey stuff, gratuities use of ball shots, and too much gen z humor for the 80s)

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    23 May 2023

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    The Truebloods, while not as renowned as the Lightwoods or the Herondales, are known for one thing.

    Their deep and lingering ties to the more eldritch of angelic natures.

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    03 May 2023

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    Harry likes his job in the Office for the Regulamentation and Control of Interweb Publications well enough, but Malfoy's being a git and making trouble as usual. Luckily Harry can go home and chat with his new friend, the anonymous comedy blogger who's so popular with wizards and Muggles alike... Features Muggles, inter-office memos, house-elves, rubber ducks, 4am chats, and porn. Because that's what the internet is for.

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    09 Apr 2023

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    previously bookmarked to external website, which link no longer works. glad to find a version and it's original version got reposted here. re-read it. draco misusing/ not understanding muggle things. amusing