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“Truce. Am I dating Edgeworth?”
Trucy sighs and pats him on the arm. “Oh, Daddy.”
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01 Mar 2026
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The day they get married, the things he knows about Stede could fit on a post-it note.
First: he’s fucking rich.
Second: he needs a husband to stay that way.
Third: he is built like a brick shithouse. Pretty eyes, nice hair. Penchant for weird socks.
(Or: 5 times Ed doesn't tell his husband he loves him, and 1 time he does.)
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30 Dec 2025
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28 Dec 2025
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"So what brings you out here anyway?"
Ed's out of the blue question at least answers Stede's anxieties about radio etiquette. He pulls the walkie from his pack and stares at it, deciding how much of his life he actually wants to share with this complete stranger.
"What brings you out here?"
or: Stede takes a job as a remote forest fire lookout in the summer following his divorce, with a plan to find out who he is, and what he wants his life to be. With the help of the enigmatic lookout on the other side of the forest, he ends up getting more out of the experience than he could ever have hoped.
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- Part 1 of seven point three miles
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- English
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- 19,776
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- 1/1
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02 Oct 2025
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Stede, having recently inherited his father's company and made some drastic changes, embarks on a sales road trip with his coworker Ed. Unfortunately, there's a problem with the hotel reservations.
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- Part 9 of OFMD Twitter (and Bluesky) Bits & Bobs
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- English
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- 12,210
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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13 Sep 2025
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Aspiring Gentleman Backpacker Stede Bonnet is adventure bound when he meets fellow traveller Ed Teach at an empty hostel. Now if they could just find the owner…
Modern AU about heartbreak, loneliness and starting over. Unbetaed.
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15 Aug 2025
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“You get it, don’t you?”
“Yes,” Stede said, reflexively. “I think I do.”
Ed looked pleased at that. “I think you do too.”
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Ed and Stede crash into one another, literally and figuratively. Things get worse (and better) from there.
Lawyer!Stede/Businessman!Ed AU, unbetaed.
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- English
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- 23,915
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- 4/4
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12 Aug 2025
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A modern AU in which Ed is a glassblower, because glassblowing is sexy. Ed/Stede medium burn, E rating applies from chapter 4 onwards.
Stede's life is boring, flat, made up of things he didn't choose for himself. He commissions some glass art from Ed as an anniversary gift for Mary, and Stede starts to learn what it is like to want things for himself.
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“Hey, it’s blond guy!”
“Uh,” Stede looks up to see leather and purple and strikingly tumbling hair. “Hi. Stede Bonnet. Blond guy?”
“Yeah man, I’ve seen you in the shop, I call you Blond Guy in my head. Good to have a proper name for you, Stede. I’m Ed.”
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30 Jul 2025
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Ed looks down, ready to get on with things, and he startles. He’s—Stede—this fucking guy has shoved his hand through the hole in the wall, fingers lined up and thumb out like he’s—nah—he wants to—
“Are you trying to shake hands?”
“Yes, I thought—”
Ed blinks. “Through a glory hole?”
“Oh Christ,” the man allegedly named Stede says, “I’ve messed this up already, haven’t I? I’m so sorry, Jeff, just forget I—hang on—damn.”
It's a glory hole meet-cute! Multiple chapters of Ed and Stede falling in love through a hole in a bathroom wall. Sex, feelings, pining, bad decisions -- all contained within. Now COMPLETE.
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- 33,368
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- 9/9
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23 Jul 2025
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At first, Stede had thought the heat between them and the intensity of their competition had been that of pure desire to defeat the other. Turns out, it was a different kind of desire altogether.
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“Modified a charm. I think you’ll like it.”
“You mess with that stuff, mate? Is that even legal?”
“Probably not.” Stede shrugged. “But I only experiment on myself.”***
Stede takes his school team for a Hiptyscoop tournament at Queen Anne’s Academy, but ends up taking on a different challenge.
OFMD JanuAUry Day 18 - Hobbies + Magic School (no HP!) + Rivals
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- 1,492
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21 Jul 2025
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The Hunt for the Top-Shelf Marmalade Man by ClaireGregory
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 Apr 2024
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Chefs Frenchie and Archie are on a mission to find out what happened to former boss Ed in the aftermath of heartbreak.
With only a cookbook, a mysterious marmalade man, and a porn site for clues, they arrive at a farmers' market in the final hunt for answers...
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- Part 2 of Claire's AUpril 2024 Fics
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- English
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- 1/1
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18 Jul 2025
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Stede's finally out, single, and ready to mingle. The only problem? He's got no idea what he's into. Better ask his good friend Ed to help him figure it out...
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- English
- Words:
- 14,014
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
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- 217
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- 10,060
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06 Jul 2025
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Keep your 'lectric eye on me, babe by bizarrelittlemew
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
20 Apr 2023
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Glam is rocking the Sunset Strip in LA, and Edward Teach is rocking glam.
But with all his success as a rock star, the bar scene has become boring and repetitive—until Ed hears rumors about Stede Bonnet, a groupie who might just provide the excitement he's been longing for.
OFMD AUpril Day 18: Celebrity
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- English
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- 1/1
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02 Jul 2025
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It’s 1918 and the final days of the First World War are winding down. In London, invalided soldier Stede Bonnet has become a searcher for the Red Cross Wounded and Missing Enquiry Bureau, interviewing injured men to try to piece together the fate of their missing-in-action comrades.
Today, he’s been handed the case file for missing Private Lucius Spriggs, and this investigation is personal. Not only is Lucius a friend, but Stede has to interview Lucius’ commanding officer Major Edward Teach, currently in hospital with a leg wound. And the last time Stede saw Ed, he broke his heart.
Talking to Ed is the last thing Stede wants to do. It’s the only thing he wants to do.
One way or another, they’ll all be getting the answers they seek.
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- English
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- 8,893
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- 1/1
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29 Jun 2025
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Stede Bonnet finds a note in the hall of his new apartment during one of the hardest parts of his life. It simply reads "I'm proud of you" When he comes upon his neighbor, he passes on that wisdom, and finds something so much more.
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- Part 1 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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28 Jun 2025
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Edward Teach relapses after two years, one month and three days. The clock resets to zero and he isn't sure he can do it all over again. In the heart of his despair he finds a cat that needs him and sets his feet on a path of healing.
This is a story of loss and despair. It's a story of love and hope. It's a story of finding oneself and forgiving.
It's the story of how a cat can change someone's world.
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- Part 4 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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25 Jun 2025
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Prince Stede of Bonnet is en route to be married to the King of Low when his ship is overtaken by pirates. Stede offers himself up to the Dread Pirate Blackbeard in exchange for freeing the rest of his people. He does not expect Blackbeard to propose marriage as a part of their agreement, but if it is a choice between the kind of monster Ned is and the kind of monster Blackbeard is, that is an exceedingly easy choice to make.
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20 Jun 2025
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Edward Teach is trapped in a grind, exhausted and tired of it all, but when his car breaks down he finds himself in the car of an insane man in a fancy unicorn car that turns the world around.
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- Part 8 of Twitfics/Skyfics
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19 Jun 2025
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Ed agrees to be on a reality TV show with Jack about couples who disagree on getting married because he thinks it will be fun. When he finds himself in a trial marriage with Stede Bonnet, things do not go as planned.
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- Part 32 of Smutty Gentlebeard AU one shots
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16 Jun 2025
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The paparazzi starts taking pictures at the same time the guy on the segway collides with the Uber.
“Edward! Jack! Over here! Are you two together? What does Anne think of all this?”
Ed and Jack exchange a panicked look before Ed makes a decision and dives for the segway guy. He’s blond, white, about Ed’s age - that’s all he has time to register before he’s kissing him.
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- Part 3 of Smutty Gentlebeard not-quite-one shots
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- English
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- 18,594
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- 3/3
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13 Jun 2025