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    Clint looks around at the team again. He sees the pain in their eyes, the way Natasha is rolling his arrow between her fingers, the general sense of depression over the room, and suddenly his question from earlier is a lot more morbid.

    Who died?

    “Crap,” he says, watching Tony silently drink his whiskey. “I think I did.”

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  2. Rec 66

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    Clint & Bucky are fuck buddies. Without the buddy part. They're just fucking, okay? It's not anything else. Not anything with feelings. Because they don't do feelings - they just fuck.

    Or so Bucky thinks.

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    “So - you and Clint?” Steve asks, obviously trying to keep his voice light and failing miserably.

    Sighing, Bucky shrugs, “Yeah. For almost a year.” Steve’s eyebrows shoot up into his hairline at that. “But it wasn't - it’s not like that. It was just sex. Just for fun. We never - it wasn’t,” Bucky thunks his head harder. “We’re just …fucking… when it’s convenient.”

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    17 Apr 2025

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  3. Rec 18

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    Stop trying to make fletch a thing.

    (I will not, nor will I stop shamelessly plugging 80s and 90s cult classics.)

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    17 Apr 2025

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    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    Clint is caught high and dry after the SHIELD data dump.

    Bucky is caught... in a starbucks?

    Together they fight crime make out.

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    06 May 2023

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    Another great fic with plenty of laughs <3

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    Clint's just being a good landlord, repairing some completely accidental, not even his fault a little bit, he didn't TELL those robots to... Uh. Repairing some damage to Aimee's apartment, when he's banned from IKEA. Look, it could happen to anyone!

    Lots of things happen to Clint that could happen to anyone. They just... don't.

    So he does what anyone would do, if they were an elite secret agent in desperate need of stylish yet inexpensive furnishings: he breaks in to IKEA. He finds the shelving he needs. He also finds the Winter Soldier.

    Record scratch whaaaaaat

    Things... escalate quickly.

    Clint can deal with danger. He can survive the gravad lax. He can escape the ball pit. He can dodge Natasha's disturbing Russian metaphors. But falling for the Winter Soldier?

    Yeahhhh Clint's in over his head.

    TL;DR: Clint finds Bucky living in an IKEA. For reasons. Idiots-to-lovers hijinks ensue.

    Alternately: Clint came here to kick ass and assemble IKEA furniture, and he's allll out of Allen wrenches. Seriously, could someone assemble this furniture for him? Will pay in blow-jobs. Assassin experience an asset. Heh, asset. What, too soon?

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    10 Apr 2023

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    Absolutely HILAROUS fic that doesn't take itself too seriously. Great read if you need some laughs