Jade_octopus
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Lay of Mayor Lamp by Jade_octopus
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Norse Religion & Lore
14 Nov 2022
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In the Lay of Thrym, Thor cross-dresses as Freya, Goddess of Beauty, and marries the giant Thrym in order to get back Mjolnir (as a wedding present). Thor is, shall we say, not the sneakiest fellow-- so Loki accompanies him as a handmaiden to trick the giants into believing the disguise. Let's reimagine this slightly, with Chad as Thor, Morgan as Loki, Mayor Lamp as Thrym, and of course Pebbly as Mjolnir.
Morgan has to teach Chad how to grift in order to swindle back Pebbly from Mayor Lamp. This is going to go great
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A thief and a knight by Jade_octopus
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series), Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, Norse Mythology, Arthurian Mythology
07 Nov 2022
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King Arthur/Sir Gawain and the Green Knight AU. A (Green Knight-Norse Myth Loki inspired fusion) Alex is roaming the British countryside looking for fights and challenging the entire courts of random lords. Morgan is a thief and hedgewitch competing with their rival, Oxford James, while keeping one step ahead of Sir Barnaby the Brave and his loyal hounds. Alex comes across Morgan mid-heist accidentally and is intrigued. Morgan would prefer to complete this heist without annoying trickster gods but when has the universe ever done what Morgan wanted...
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In the battle against Kaguya, Naruto's Harem no Jutsu fails spectacularly.
All hope seems to be lost.
Until Sakura meets the Sage of Six Path, who gives her the chance to go back in time and fix everything.
He just didn't mention that the body she would end up in would be male, and, more to the point, already meant to have an occupant.
It is only through dumb luck that she didn't kill her most precious soul-brother.
She will hold a grudge for that. She will.
But in the meantime she has brand new siblings (she always wanted siblings) to see raised well, safe and happy.
Oh, and also a world to save.
But that will keep.Or: Sakurama becomes the Inner/in-built twin to one of the -ama brothers. She has always been intense and possessive, and at least her new siblings welcome that.
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01 Aug 2026
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No matter what it took, no matter how hard she’d have to train or how cleverly she’d have to hide herself—
Akari intended on escaping Konoha. She was not going to die with the Uchiha, that she swore.
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Reincarnating into an Uchiha is all great and dandy except for the minor issue that they're all going to get massacred in less than a decade. With her foreknowledge, Akari decides that the best course of action for a no-name daughter of two chunin is, in fact, not to try and fight the world's strongest shinobi and/or try to depose the shadow government of the hidden leaf. Instead, she decides that she's going to get the hell out of Konoha.
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Essentially an Uchiha character decides that she'd rather just nope out instead of deal with all this bs.- Language:
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01 Aug 2026
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In which the SI awakens in Naruto’s body and, fearing she’s going to die, immediately begins to prepare the best she can to survive.
Only, it’s not canon Naruto-world. No, it’s an action-romance she’s in.
AKA, the SI is preparing for a gritty dark-action dystopian, while the rest of the cast are under the impression they're in a romantasy.
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- Part 1 of Check the Menu
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01 Aug 2026
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Last Resort by JohnBurtonLee for Alycat44
Fandoms: Dreaming of Sunshine - Silver Queen, Batman - All Media Types
17 Jul 2022
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"How did you get here?" Bruce asked what looked to be a twelve-year-old girl.
"Ninja," she replied as if that was an answer. Upon reflection, he supposed it was.
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Where Shikako is reincarnated into the League of Assassins and decides to follow Batman home.
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31 Jul 2026
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violence may not be the answer, but it's certainly less work by anon_carrots
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
03 Apr 2026
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After his fateful battle with Nara Shikamaru, Hidan is resurrected in a world of bizarre technology, Quirks, and Heroes. He has no idea why his god brought him here—until Jashin takes an interest in a certain green-haired boy.
“He crouched in front of bright green eyes, which gazed at him calmly amid the wreckage of bodies and blood, washing the streets red and gold in the setting sun.
“...what’s your name?”
“Izuku. Midoriya Izuku.”
And that was how Hidan ended up with a kid.”
A comedy of errors.
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- Part 1 of peace was never an option
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30 Jul 2026