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    Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

    Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

    OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.

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    16 May 2026

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    A young Harry Potter is evacuated to the countryside. A young Tom Riddle worms his way into his life, and into his mind.

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    05 May 2026

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    “The deal's already gone through,” Ron confirmed gravely. “Harry, it's Lord Slytherin. Slytherin bought the whole club.”

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    05 Feb 2026

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    30 Dec 2025

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    Must finish reading!

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    The Joker, mid-sip of his Diet Killer-Coke, blinked at the horde of Jokerized fries staring him down.

    One fry—a particular fry, taller than the others, with a bent, crispy edge like a villainous mustache—stepped forward.

    The leader.

    It pointed a greasy limb at the Joker and screeched:

    IMPOSTER.

    Danny watched, horrified, as the Jokerized fries rushed the booth like a swarm of angry, ketchup-covered piranhas.

    The Joker barely had time to say, “What the f—” before he was tackled under a wave of his own deep-fried doppelgängers.

    Or,

    The food in Batburger comes to life.

    [Inspired by a tumbr post.]

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    02 Aug 2025