InsomniaAndTea
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Just Let Me Decorate, Dammit! by InsomniaAndTea
Fandoms: Final Fantasy XIV, Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game)
15 Jun 2026
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Yu Heywood is many things, but perhaps most notably, the Warrior of Light. Or Darkness, depending on who you asked. A master of martial and magical discipline. A world traveler, in several different ways. Scourge of the Ascians, friend to the First Brood, explorer of Allagan mysteries, honored guest of the beloved Crystal Exarch. The one who defied the Final Days.
A really damn good craftsman, not that anyone ever remembers that.
All of those are a moot point when, yet again, someone reaches out across time and space to yank her somewhere else. This time, however, she doesn't know why she, specifically, was called. Or why she was summoned to a school on a world that isn't even a Shard of her own. Not that she cares, precisely; there was no world ending danger when she left her world, and there doesn't seem to be any here.
Meaning she's free to focus solely on fixing up the old dorm she's been shoved into and enjoying a vacation! Sure, she might befriend some of the locals, but how much trouble can a bunch of students really get in to?
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Dana has found her way back to Night Vale. Someone is there to greet her.
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Now I'm thinking that maybe, they met by the sea. Or in grade school. Or maybe at a coffee shop. But that never was right, now was it?
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From the kink meme: "For as long as there’s been Night Vale; there’s been Cecil. There has always been a soothing voice carried over the sand wastes and scrublands. Always"
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An atmospheric piece about heat and a lack of sleep.
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All is fair in love and Waaagh by TastyToast
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
20 Jan 2025
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The news reach Ghazghkull. Sebastian Yarrick, old bale eye, is dead. There is only one little thing about that, Ghazghkull does not believe it and he can't even imagine loosing him. Yarrick is very much alive but only by a thread and who's better to patch him up and take care of him than his greatest enemy?
Or; Yarrick is alive but on deaths door, the orks and Ghazghkull nurse him back to health and something starts to change between the old man and the warlord.
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- Part 1 of All is fair in love and Waaagh series
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Bookmarked by InsomniaAndTea
16 Jul 2026
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Enemies to lovers? Cultural differences? Religious guilt? Idiots who can’t recognize an emotion until it bites them? I am frothing at the mouth
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Text to Speech and Beyond by Kereea
Fandom If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device, Warhammer 40.000
05 Jun 2019
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Bookmarked by InsomniaAndTea
28 Jun 2026
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open my lungs to let you in by ghostybreads
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2022
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Shen Qingqiu had a secret. So, naturally, it was only a matter of time before he was hit by a truth serum wife plot.
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“How are you?”
“Horny. Kind of want Binghe to rail me, I guess. But it’s manageable.”
Liu Qingge’s hand on his forehead froze, and he was close enough that Shen Qingqiu could hear his breathing stop. He stared back expressionlessly, the mortification distantly crawling up the back of his neck. Honest One-Horned–
The frustrated scream that he usually vented in his head, came out straight from mouth.
“aaAAAAAHHHH GODDAMNIT AIRPLANE–”
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20 Jun 2026
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The Guardian Angel's Guide to Babysitting a Black Lotus by blueblairy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 May 2026
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"If you are a spirit," Luo Binghe whispered to the empty air, his dark eyes curving into a smile as he deliberately stepped toward the edge of the cliff. "Then you must have a form. And if you have a form, you can be caught."
Hovering invisibly a few feet away, Shen Yuan checked his rapidly depleting System balance and silently screamed.
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Shen Yuan died and woke up bound to the protagonist of his least favorite trash novel. The System's rules are simple: keep Luo Binghe alive, or face permanent soul deletion. It sounds like a straightforward escort mission. Shen Yuan is fully prepared to protect the sweet, innocent white lotus from the cruelties of the cultivation world.
There is only one problem. Luo Binghe is already a manipulative, terrifyingly observant child.
Shen Yuan was supposed to be a guardian angel. Now, he desperately needs his own guardian angel to survive being the prized possession of a very clingy, thoroughly unhinged protagonist.
Series
- Part 1 of System Error: Protagonist is Too Clingy
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- English
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- 50,083
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- 18/18
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Bookmarked by InsomniaAndTea
19 Jun 2026
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Cloud has an accident with a Time materia, and finds himself in the middle of the Wastes at the start of the Wutai War. There are people to save... and for that, there are three people who need to die.
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- Part 1 of The Fifth Act
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- 38/38
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14 Jun 2026