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Trials of the Cowboy Eggs and the Kitchen Revolution of 1995 by InhumaneBaby for DoYouMindIfISlytherin
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2025
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“Just be happy, Harry,” Harry muttered under his breath. “Sure. Switch your emotions on and off like a damn light switch. Easy. Fight a dragon, Harry. Duel Voldemort, Harry. Help me hide Cedric’s body, Harry. Sure, no problem. Should I just fill an IV full of cheering potion? I'd be happy then. No. Not worth the lecture.”
Tom grinned. “I'm happy,” he said. “See? I’m even helping.” He waved the cookbook.
“You’re holding the book,” Harry grouched as he fruitlessly willed the cabinet behind Tom to fly open and smack him in the face. It didn’t. “That’s not helping.”
“I might even hold the bowl for you if you ask nicely.” Tom fluttered his lashes.
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also known as the Tom and Harry make a cake fic, but man they really struggle to get there.
