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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    Target: Hermes
    Operative: Phoebus Apollo
    Objective: To make Hermes fall in love with you through any means necessary. He may be your boyfriend, but the aim is to make him smitten. Get through that stupidly thick head of his and show him how much you love him. (How do you write one of these case file things?)
    Timeframe: As long as it takes, literally, although preferably less than a millennium

    (OR: 5 times Apollo tried to get how much he loved Hermes through the other god’s thick head and 1 time he succeeded)

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    03 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    It's always because of Montresor.

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    03 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 31

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    The daily themes (chapters will correspond):

    June 29th – On holiday

    June 30th – Cultural differences

    July 1st – Dreams/Nightmares

    July 2nd – Animals

    July 3rd – Death

    July 4th – Silly AU/Crack fic

    July 5th – Proposal

    July 6th Bonus Day (in memory of Christopher Lee) - Wardrobe Menace

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    03 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    In sunshine, rain, and beneath the clouds of war, some things never change.

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    03 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Years passed and the seasons changed and changed back and changed again, but other things didn’t. Thranduil’s visits never ceased, growing as frequent and lengthy as possible for them, both long since having lost all sense of pretence over why Thranduil came to Dale, and why Bard travelled to Mirkwood so often. Bard and the Elvenking were great friends, anyone in all of Middle Earth could have told you.

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    03 Jul 2026