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The man screamed, ragged and raw, and flung Blitz like he was a bothersome rag. Blitz flew. The pendant flew. Blitz's head cracked against a conveyor belt, and he blacked out for a heartbeat before he managed to turn onto his side and catch sight of his skull charm flying.
"Millie!"
Blitz froze.
The pendant was on a conveyor belt leading away from Blitz, away from the fight, nestled between two packages. Moxxie's scream was guttural.
Blitz's head pounded. He turned.
One of the humans had Moxxie by the back of his coat, flailing in the air. Three other humans, including the one that had thrown Blitz, had Millie surrounded. One of them was holding Moxxie's gun and aiming it at Millie. Millie was crouched. Her axe was gone. She growled at the humans like a feral cat.
Blitz sent one last desperate look at his skull pendant. Then he bent his legs and launched himself into the air toward Millie and Moxxie.
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Blitz loses the skull pendant. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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28 Apr 2026
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Blitzø loses his pendent and Stolas helps because.. well of course he helps. The things we do for the people we love.
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The owl picked up the painting at a thrift store. He didn’t really seem like the type, but his eyes lit up the moment he saw it. Blitzø thought maybe he bought it as a joke for someone else, but then the owl took it home and put it up on the wall in the middle of his dining room. He stood back with his hands on his hips and smiled all wide at it.
Fucking weirdo.
Whatever. He seemed like an easy target, anyway.
“TADAAAA–ah fuck.”
Blitzø leapt out of the painting and fell flat on his fucking face.
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Or; Blitzø has a job as a sad clown in a painting that is released when people cry in front of him and then he tries to cheer them up but really he just wants them to kill themselves
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24 Mar 2026
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Clowns and silliness. I fucking love clowns. And Stolitz
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Blitzø decides to sit in the cuck chair. He doesn't like it.
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18 Mar 2026
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This fic was posted on my birthday and I jokingly said it was an accidental birthday present to myself. Only for the author to fucking dedicate it to me for my birthday. I’m gonna cry. I’m so honored.
In other news, Blitzø gets cucked and is very jealous about it so it’s simply perfection all around🤪🩷
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[SPOILERS: Set Directly after the events of S2. Ep.03.]
Stolas was also not answering his calls or responding to any texts.
He had half a mind to just turn around with his middle finger raised, but he also knew Stolas would never deliberately ignore him.
At least, he didn’t think so.
[PLEASE HEED THE TAGS & AUTHORS NOTE]
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10 Mar 2026
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Genuinely no words. Wow. Holy shit. This is exactly what I needed. Thank you. I can’t explain.
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On how to write a Thank You card (burning as you go) by petmunchkin
Fandoms: Helluva Boss (Web Series)
27 Feb 2026
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Fuck.
Out of the periphery of his eyes, there's a big fucking tattoo glowing on his back, just like Moxxie said. It seems to form some kind of symbol he can only see part of, and wouldn't know what to make of even if he could see all of it, taking up almost the whole of his back in a shimmery bright blue that stands out stark against his red and scarred skin.
Three things to consider:
One, Blitzø wants his bird.
Two, Blitzø has his bird, technically.
Three, Blitzø is suddenly fucking cursed so he can't touch his bird without experiencing excruciating burning pain and that might just put a bummer on his plans which kinda involved said bird and building up a healthy, very touch-filled relationship.
Oh and then there's number four:
Fuck you, Andrealphus.Bookmarked by ImpishDe1ight
28 Feb 2026
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WAHHHHH SUCH A GOOD FIC! I love angst with a happy ending. The sex is literally fire. Please and thank you