Im_not_here_understand



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    What if Harry desperate for an escape learned to sneak out of the Dursleys and became friends with a group of London/council estate kids?

    What if those kids were more family to him then anyone before and taught him to be wary and how to fight?

    What if Harry Potter showed up to hogwarts not desperate for attention or to belong?

    What if Harry Potter refused to be the boy who lived?

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    20 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 92

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    “Not gonna lie, Tim, didn’t think my first tour of Wayne Manor would include breaking and entering onto your own roof.”

    “That’s how you know you’re getting the authentic experience.”

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    4 times Kon visits the Wayne Manor and the 1 time Tim visits the Kent home.

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    11 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 80

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    Tim Drake really should stop making big life decisions when he’s bored… because apparently boredom =

    1. He became a “villain” (for fun).

    2. Kidnapped Red Hood for a photoshoot.

    3. Got kidnapped by his boyfriend… to become Robin.

    4. He is now the center of a full-on custody battle (because why not?).

    But it’s fine! Because his boyfriend is so cute—like, puppy ears and tail cute (are they real? Probably his imagination…).

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    Conner finds Tim being “bad” absolutely adorable… and, naturally, decides to prevent Tim from being Villain and kidnap him to make him Robin.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Harry and Draco are tasked with creating a YouTube channel for Muggle Studies; shennanagins ensue when the internet falls in love with their hilarious rivalry.

    Draco: Potter, what is a 'Drarry'?
    Harry: I have no idea, where did you hear that?
    Draco: Our minions-
    Harry: Followers
    Draco: -keep commenting it

    In a world where Voldemort was never resurrected, Harry Potter still goes through life facing trolls and horrible relatives because in no universe can the Boy-Who-Lived avoid trouble. Despite attempts at revenge by the leaderless Death Eaters, Harry is in his seventh and final year at Hogwarts with high hopes for a calm and relaxing send-off. Unfortunately for our beloved hero, however, fate just loves fucking with him.

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    08 Feb 2026

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    Pro Hero Phoenix absolutely hates Hawks. When they end up getting paired up for upcoming patrols and missions, Phoenix does not take it well.

    As time goes on, the line between love and hate blurs.

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    18 Sep 2025