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    You have always been an afterthought—a princess in name, but a stain on the royal bloodline. Yet, the shadows that haunted your sleep paid no mind to such titles. They came to you in fevered dreams, whispering of possession, of cold hands and colder vows. A voice, rich with promise, told you to wait. To be patient. You lived in terror of its coming.

    Now, the terror has taken form.

    Your sister lies dying, her body ravaged by a plague that bears one name: Count Orlok. The only cure? A bride. A sacrifice to seal a devil’s pact. And you, the unwanted daughter, are offered in her stead, a cruel deception to spare the life your family truly cherishes.

    But as you stand before the imposing gates of his castle, the truth sinks its teeth into you.The whispers, the voice, the inevitable pull toward this grave of a castle—it was never a threat. It was a macabre vow. And your family? They didn't simply offer you to the Count.

    They delivered you, willingly, into his waiting, skeletal embrace.

    This was never about your sister's salvation.

    It was always about you.

    Had you ever been meant for any other fate?

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Faking an accent was still easier than faking a whole entire personality, though. Dennis Whitaker was soft spoken, anxious all the time, he made himself look small. Vladimir Dracula, on the other hand? The last time he made himself look small was when he was a twelve year old kid.

    OR: Dennis Whitaker is a vampire, and his real name is Vladimir Dracula. He's moved from the UK, became a doctor and now works at PTMC. Everything is just fine, no one suspects a thing. But of course it all goes to shit, because of one small trick and his roommate walking into his room when she shouldn't. Oh, and apparently most of his coworkers are werewolves. Awesome.

    OR: Another Young Dracula/The Pitt fusion because THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH and I love Young Dracula

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    09 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    Prompt request:

    22. For sex after a near death experience and "I'm gonna fuck you until you beg me to stop"

     

    Summary: A near death experience encourages Bucky to make you feel better

    Warnings: !8+ for explicit sex!! Slightly Dom! Bucky, swearing, Praise kink Fingering (f receiving), p in v sex, doggy style, slight cum play?, oral (f receiving and m receiving too), neck play/throat holding/breath play, begging, pleasure/pain play, mentions of death/near death/fighting, blood, injuries

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Summary: After one hell of a day, you decide to help Bucky relax, and to repay the favour from a few nights ago.
    Warnings: 18+ only, smut ahead! Oral/blowjob – M receiving, hand job – m receiving, swearing/cursing, p in v sex (unprotected) – doggy style, face sitting, cowgirl, just pure filth, tbh.
    Smut under the cut!!
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    A/n: A little bit of body positivity added in here too. You are all beautiful, and don’t let anyone else tell you otherwise
    A/N: This is part 2 of A Helping Hand, but as there isn’t much of a plot (aside from the smut. I mean, c’mon), it can also be read as a standalone!! It touches briefly on the plot of FATWS, but nothing really detailed.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    After stealing the Tesseract during the events of Avengers: Endgame (2019), an alternate version of Loki and an Avenger known as (Y/n) are brought to the mysterious Time Variance Authority (TVA), a bureaucratic organization that exists outside of time and space and monitors the timeline. They give them a choice: face being erased from existence due to being a "time variant", or help fix the timeline and stop a greater threat. They end up trapped in his own crime thriller, traveling through time

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    01 Jun 2026