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    It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Amazing fic, insane last chapter

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    “Don’t let the blood get into your ship, okay?”

    That made Grace pause. “What?!”

    “If I die, you have to get my body out of here,” the man pleaded, but Grace had to go. His oxygen was out. The guy would be dead in six minutes. “You have to get me out, even if I’m dead. Hey!”

    “Just hold on!” Grace propelled himself through zero gravity, away from the radio.

    “Don’t leave me here-!” The roar echoed through the ship halls.

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    When Ryland Grace complained about being a little bored, maybe a little lonely, he thought a nostalgic trip around Erid would fix him right up. The last thing he expected was to find deadly space bacteria in deep space and a human. Alive.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Perhaps the best PHM and Iron lung fic ever made. I love science

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    He raises an eyebrow before muttering "Can I help you?"

    The man seems eager to talk with him, stepping forward in a rush. "Grace! Gosh it's been so long! How are you? How is the little rock fellow?" Ken stares, slightly taken aback. He quickly realises the man is waiting for a response, eyes widening in anticipation.

    "Um.. I think you have me confused for someone else?"

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    09 Jun 2026

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    "You never answered my question earlier."

    He glances over to see who Jody's talking too, and nearly jumps out of his skin to see shes watching him still.

    "What?"

    Nice one, Colt.

    She raises an eyebrow, "What are you doing here?"

    Now it's his turn to be confused. "… What? Uhm," he raises his glass in gesture, "having a drink, I think?"

    "Right," she hums, taking a sip at the same time as him, scanning him with a confused look before she looks behind her at the rest of Charlotte's, and he squirms in his seat, "why here?"

    Oh.
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    After the first couple weeks of Colt's first big stunt film, the crew finally gets a couple days off. He decides to go unwind at his favorite lesbian speakeasy when Jody shows up as well, and they start trying to figure each other out.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    When Grace gets seemingly teleported by means unknown into the SM-13 right as it was nearing The Light, both Simon and Grace have no idea what is happening. Grace knows he was supposed to be in his house on Erid, Simon knows this new guy cannot possibly be a hallucination, and Ava, upon hearing Grace ramble about theories for how he got there, knows that new guy is Smart. Could-Secure-Our-Survival Smart.
    She orders Simon to bring Grace back to the surface, and thus begins Grace's ordeal in a starless universe.

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    01 Jun 2026