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    After an unexpected birthday surprise, Harry Potter finds himself suddenly very different from what he was just a day before, and somehow taking care of a baby in need. However, his short and painful life has taught him that no one is safe around Harry Potter. So, how else can be protect this innocent baby but to kill off Harry Potter and become someone new. And, who best to help him than the one person who would really like him to not be James Potter's son...Severus Snape.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts knowing exactly where he belongs now. No uncertainty, no hesitation—when the Sorting Hat touches his head for the second time, green and silver will claim him without question.

    But knowing his House is far easier than surviving it.

    With old reputations shattered and new ones still fragile, Harry steps into a castle full of heirs who have been raised for this world since birth. There are political bargains in every corridor, tension at every table, and far more flirting than Harry knows what to do with. In Hogwarts, every conversation means something—and every mistake costs.

    Determined never again to be powerless, Harry throws himself into everything at once: fourteen O.W.L. subjects, the slow climb through pureblood politics, and the dangerous art of becoming someone the wizarding world cannot ignore.

    After all, balancing academic excellence, political manoeuvring, House rivalries, and his own increasingly complicated heart should be perfectly manageable.

    What could go wrong?

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Fred here. If you are reading this, congratulations on either excellent taste or criminal behaviour. This is the documented history of how my twin brother and I accidentally acquired a small feral celebrity, discovered he had been living on spite and crumbs, and responded in the only reasonable manner: emotional attachment, light surveillance, and increasingly reckless loyalty. There will be schemes, deeply intelligent observations (mine), poor decisions (usually also mine), and the ongoing mystery of why adults keep failing children so consistently. If at any point you think we are overreacting about Harry Potter, you are wrong.

    George here, writing because Fred can’t be trusted unsupervised with narration. Let me be clear: if Harry Potter so much as sighs in a suspicious manner, I will notice. If someone hurts his feelings, I will know. If someone hurts him, I will become difficult to prosecute. He has the tragic habit of acting like crumbs are feasts and kindness is charity, which is frankly offensive to me personally. So yes, we fuss. Yes, we hover. Yes, we would cheerfully commit several light felonies for his wellbeing. That is called love, and if you’ve got a problem with it, form a queue.

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Harry brews a potion that will show him the face of someone he can be happy with.

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    16 Jun 2026

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    AU. When Harry finds a small snake crawling through the dungeons of Hogwarts, he takes it back to his dormitory to keep it warm and safe. Theo Nott, the snake in question, seizes the chance to observe Harry Potter in close quarters. What he finds surprises him.

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    16 Jun 2026